Well when 16th comes around I'm going to my hands on the program and start making a rpg spoof. It's going to include cliche type characters and storyline at the same time making fun of its own cliche. I already have story down I was wondering what you guys think of the characters I want to create.
Name: Leet
Gender: Male
Job: Red Mage (Mix between Healer, magic attacker and sword user)
Personality: Constantly works on to achieve an optimal ballance of stats, skills weapons and equipment. He seems to know the world around him is a game unlike most of the characters and seems only capable of talking in 1337 speak. He often criticize other members of the team when they don't do something right in cutscenes or when other members join the party who don't match his opnion on best race/gender/job combination.
Name: Sharon
Gender: Female
Job: Warrior (She gets made fun of by Leet because she is a female human warrior saying that female have lower Str base then males)
Peronality: Sharon recognize the world around her and seem strange, and often question the believability of the game. Such why can't they just climb over the fallen tree when the exit to the woods is only 2 feet away or why do towns people doesn't seem to mind people taking their money and items from drawers, toaster etc while the npc are in their homes. She also questions the logic of side quest.
Tika:
Gender: Female
Job: Black Mage
Peronality: Although highly knowledgable in the arts of black magic, she consider herself a scientist, and doesn't believe the religion the game sets even though they meet different gods time again. Although Sharon often questions the techno jargon that spill out of Tika's mouth in the game's world it seems to be correct no matter how improbable it seems.
Name: Still trying to think of a name
Gender: Male (Although looks like a female)
Job: Warrior
Peronality: Origanly a villian in the game who launch an attack on the hero's kingdom with an army all because when he was a boy the king's wagon ran over his pet dog. Which in his mind justified the countless people who died in the war. Although he defeats the group several times and used several over powered moves, he seems to have "forgoten" how to use them.
Of course Sharon questions the villian sudden wanting to join the group and why he is unable to use the over power moves he was capable in the past. Leet attempts to explain that is the developer felt that it would make the game too easy and unenjoyable. Of course Tika gives a scitentfic explantion that doesn't make sense.
Name: Leet
Gender: Male
Job: Red Mage (Mix between Healer, magic attacker and sword user)
Personality: Constantly works on to achieve an optimal ballance of stats, skills weapons and equipment. He seems to know the world around him is a game unlike most of the characters and seems only capable of talking in 1337 speak. He often criticize other members of the team when they don't do something right in cutscenes or when other members join the party who don't match his opnion on best race/gender/job combination.
Name: Sharon
Gender: Female
Job: Warrior (She gets made fun of by Leet because she is a female human warrior saying that female have lower Str base then males)
Peronality: Sharon recognize the world around her and seem strange, and often question the believability of the game. Such why can't they just climb over the fallen tree when the exit to the woods is only 2 feet away or why do towns people doesn't seem to mind people taking their money and items from drawers, toaster etc while the npc are in their homes. She also questions the logic of side quest.
Tika:
Gender: Female
Job: Black Mage
Peronality: Although highly knowledgable in the arts of black magic, she consider herself a scientist, and doesn't believe the religion the game sets even though they meet different gods time again. Although Sharon often questions the techno jargon that spill out of Tika's mouth in the game's world it seems to be correct no matter how improbable it seems.
Name: Still trying to think of a name
Gender: Male (Although looks like a female)
Job: Warrior
Peronality: Origanly a villian in the game who launch an attack on the hero's kingdom with an army all because when he was a boy the king's wagon ran over his pet dog. Which in his mind justified the countless people who died in the war. Although he defeats the group several times and used several over powered moves, he seems to have "forgoten" how to use them.
Of course Sharon questions the villian sudden wanting to join the group and why he is unable to use the over power moves he was capable in the past. Leet attempts to explain that is the developer felt that it would make the game too easy and unenjoyable. Of course Tika gives a scitentfic explantion that doesn't make sense.
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