What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

[Nixon]

If I clasp my hands together in a certain manner, I can make very realistic sounding fart noises with them. I can vary the sound and speed and also "throw" them.

I've used this "talent" to interrupt boring exams, harass sidewalk-hogging joggers, and turn everyone against eachother in several elevators, among other things...

What's something that you're really good at that is considered completely useless and/or strange?

[Marc M.]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can crack pretty much every joint in my body, including:
All knuckles (fingers, toes, and even the thumbs)
my back and neck (seperately) by just twisting
Knees
Left wrist
and Ankles.

Doesnt have any use, expect to make me feel better. *snnnap!*

[Hyper Dingo]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can do a great kermit impression..which i use to make him say outlandish things

"I'm run the ****ing muppet show *****!" "So take your pants off and dance around a lil'"

[gray]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

i can cross my toes (big and "index") on both feet. mostly worthless, but can be used to pick stuff up off the floor, or for pinching.




might be common. dunno.

[TheHonorableRyu]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

If you rest your ear on mine, I can click my ear drums and you'll hear it.

I can collect 201 golden bananas in Donkey King 64 (very worthless/shameful) and play certain Street Fighter variants for a measured 20+ straight hours without getting bored.

Yep!

[APfromMSP]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

either my ability to make farting noises out of my nose or my ability to do a perfect impersonation of that black fat lady in deuce bigalow.

[Caciss]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can crack pretty much every joint in my body, including:
All knuckles (fingers, toes, and even the thumbs)
my back and neck (seperately) by just twisting
Knees
Left wrist
and Ankles.

Doesnt have any use, expect to make me feel better. *snnnap!*

I can crack:
Three joints in my thumb
Three joints in every finger
Three joints in my big toe
Three joints in the pinky
Two joints in every other toe
Waist
Back
Neck
Knees
Elbows (you have to stretch your arm out, and twist it)
Both wrists
Shoulders
Ankles

[Naruto]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

[Rodak]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

Well, if I see a printout from an infrared spectrophotometer and a printout from a nuclear magnetic resonance spectrometer for the same unknown sample I can identify many chemical functional groups and molecular structural features of the unknown without reference books. I was fascinated by this in school, and thought it would be useful, but nobody pays for that these days... it's all computerized.

But I think it's pretty damn amazing and I ought to be geting paid for it.

If you think that's not really useless, then how about my uncanny ability to name every monster from Ultraman (first series), Jonny Sokko and his Giant Robot, AND Space Giants (My Avatar is Rodak from Space Gians). On sight. No, not like that... I mean when I see a picture or a toy. Even the ones whose names were not said in the episodes (I got some friends who speak Japanese and they translated the kanji on the card that came with some of the toys and give the Japanese name).

Peace.

[Valkysas]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can kick myself in the face.

[Caciss]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

[Funk]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can write upside down from right to left and it will be legible when you flip it around.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can kick Valkysas in the face.

[MRevelle83]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can flare my nostrils.

Seriously, I used to be able to move my eyes in separately (limited, but still could). Can't remember how I did that.

[hitogoroshi]

Re: What is your most amazing and worthless talent?

I can clap with one hand.