Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

[RPGD]

Now, I'm a large, powerful guy; Abouts 1.85 meters and 280 pounds, to be precise. I'm capable of smashing wooden doors, knocking people across a big room and breaking arms at the joints like twigs. I'm not voilent, though. And I'm glad I'm not, especially in light of something that happened to me recently. Something I wish to share with you...

I was strolling through a nearby mall recently, pleased with myself for finally getting my hands on a few issues of the GTO manga (love it, by the way), when a little lad of three-or-five in a stroller-esque contraption was rolling along with his parents. As they passed, the little boy turned to me and said: "Hello, Mr. Elephant".


I flinched.

Then I stopped for a few seconds.

Then I laughed out loud and got some meat pies.


I love little kids these days. Does anyone else have any little-kid endeavors to share?

[Ryner]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

What the hell's a meter?

[John Mora]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

It's what I'm about to beat you with.

[DarkwingChuck]

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Maybe it had nothing to do with yoru size. Kids are weird at that age. My little cousin spent months referring to everyone as "kitty" or "puppy". He'd also respond to just about anything that was said to him with "shutthef***up" which is probably the phrase he heard the most in his house. For a while he was endlessly fascinated by spitting on people, but now he's all about the nutpunch. He's an evil little ****er, that one.

[Pitopito]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

Maybe it had nothing to do with yoru size. Kids are weird at that age. My little cousin spent months referring to everyone as "kitty" or "puppy". He'd also respond to just about anything that was said to him with "shutthef***up" which is probably the phrase he heard the most in his house. For a while he was endlessly fascinated by spitting on people, but now he's all about the nutpunch. He's an evil little ****er, that one.

my nephew is the same way. he punches every guy in the nuts. now he has this new thing he thinks all fat people are pregnant. he went up to a guy and asked him if he was having a boy or girl. he's also going though the sex age of 4. he gets on his playmate Nana and humps her. i thought it was just my nephew with the nutpunch and spitting thing. children now are very harmful. we call him chuckie

[Misty]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

Now, I'm a large, powerful guy; Abouts 1.85 meters and 280 pounds, to be precise. I'm capable of smashing wooden doors, knocking people across a big room and breaking arms at the joints like twigs.

Uh oh. I'd better stay on your good side.

[tjoris9]

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My "nephew" used to call everybody but his parents and grandparents "Uncle Monkey" (His name for his uncle Mike).

My "niece" is the one who actually developed a foul mouth so far at the tender age of 2. She knocked something over one time and, when asked to pick it up, promptly told good 'ol uncle Mike "tough ****".

[Alex]

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I once stopped by a motel where my mom worked for a while. I stopped and waited outside, where these two small children ran around, and saw me. They proceded to call me names, and ran towards me, punching the air. I stuck out my hands and stopped them via their foreheads, where they proceeded to punch the air. Then they started spitting on my shoes.


I hate kids.

Actually, I hate the parents.

[hitogoroshi]

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I was walking through the grocery store one day, sporting a pair of new glasses. A little girl saw me, and, despite my blond hair, proceeded to tug on her dads sleeve and say "Daddy, daddy... it's Harry Potter!"
Ture story.

[The Dark Jester]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

I would give teabags.

[Magus]

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I could go for some tea right about now.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

open your mouth.

[Kefka Jr.]

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My friend's little brother calls me Hairy Man.

[The Dark Jester]

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My friends brother calls me the 3 inch fury.

[RPGD]

Re: Man, Kids And Their Honesty...

my nephew is the same way. he punches every guy in the nuts. now he has this new thing he thinks all fat people are pregnant. he went up to a guy and asked him if he was having a boy or girl.

Heheheh.

Furthermore, metric rules.