"I have a ruler! Now I can measure!"

[Funk]

These kids are paid actors. Truth is, your kids will never get this excited about school supplies, so why pay more than you have to?

MEIJER.

Higher standards. Lower prices.

[Valkysas]

Re: "I have a ruler! Now I can measure!"

I love that commercial.

[Funk]

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And alas, only a few people here will know what we are talking about.

[RPGD]

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It's an exclusive club, baby.

[Caciss]

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Damn, I haven't seen that one yet.

I've been loving the recent slew of Meijer commercials. They're all basically like, "This food sucks, and so does ours. But ours is cheaper!"

[Funk]

Re: "I have a ruler! Now I can measure!"

Meijer offers a wider variety of organic food than Wal-mart. They win by default. Also, Meijer's organic food is cheaper than most. Double win.

[Caciss]

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I <3 Meijer

But, all the money I get when my Grandma dies is thanks to Walmart stock. So, I can't hate them.

[Funk]

Re: &quot;I have a ruler! Now I can measure!&quot;

Sure you can: Wal-mart wants to win your trust through the death of your grandmother. Think about how EVIL that is.

[Caciss]

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It's the best kind of evil though.

[Pitopito]

Re: &quot;I have a ruler! Now I can measure!&quot;

It's the best kind of evil though.

true walmart is an imperialist chain of stores, so that would classify as the best kind of evil.

[Valkysas]

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I'm banned from the meijers by the lansing mall. in 2002, I got kicked out of the store for kicking their bike aisle's ass.

[Funk]

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Do they have your name on record? I'm all for going in there and pleading on my knees for them to let you back in.

[Big Rick Cook]

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I know 'of' Meijer's, but I've never been to one, nor have I been present to see a Meijer's commercial.

[Caciss]

Re: &quot;I have a ruler! Now I can measure!&quot;

true walmart is an imperialist chain of stores, so that would classify as the best kind of evil.

Yes, the kind that gives me money when my Grandma dies!

[Valkysas]

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I dont think they have my name, but they do have a picture.