Damn Skunk!

[Cutter De Blanc]

So there's this damn skunk that's decided to take shelter in my broken down air conditioner that's sitting in my carport. He's like seriously five feet away from my camper. I've thrown whiskey, a dollar twenty-five in quarters and several larger objects at it, including a box fan which only served to further defense his location. He hasn't sprayed me yet, but only because I keep running back in the camper. He does his little foot stomp thing and raises his tail whenever I go outside. He's a bold little ****er. What should I do?

[Red Dragon]

Re: Damn Skunk!

Call the exterminator.

Or shoot it.

Either works.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Damn Skunk!

I'd get rid of that air conditioner in your carport. Is a carport a kind of garage? That's why you keep your spaces tidy, or else skunks are gonna live in 'em.

If I had to get the skunk out of there first, I'd get a broom handle, man, or some kinda polearm, an apron for protection, and just prepare for the worst. Then you can just kinda flip the air conditioner over so it's not habitable anymore.

I've never done this before, but that's what I'd do

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Damn Skunk!

No gun, no money for an exterminator, and I don't wanna get sprayed if I can at all avoid it. It keeps threatening to spray me every time I try to go outside. The air conditioner is super heavy too, and in the corner.

A carport is like a garage without a door.

[Nixon]

Re: Damn Skunk!

I looked up info on skunks. Apparently, they are sensitive to light and sound. Do you have a radio or a stereo you could use to blast noise at it? Just a thought.

[Rodak]

Re: Damn Skunk!

Flea and tick foggers from the pet store.

Bomb the little bugger!

Then, when it's gone, proceed as Kefka said (turn it over and not provide such locations in the future).


Edit - sound sounds cheaper. (Good work Nixon) Blast him out with lousy music!

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Damn Skunk!

I have cats so I probably shouldn't use a bug bomb, plus it's a kinda outsidish location.

I looked up info on skunks. Apparently, they are sensitive to light and sound. Do you have a radio or a stereo you could use to blast noise at it? Just a thought.

Yeah he seems to freak out whenever I slam the door. I will try blasting Motorhead. My neighbors will love this.

[Nixon]

Re: Damn Skunk!

Maybe it'll go bother one of your neighbors.

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: Damn Skunk!

*click click*
*gunshot*

problem solved.

[Nixon]

Re: Damn Skunk!

Only if we're aiming for you.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Damn Skunk!

Here's the music you can play.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Damn Skunk!

He seemed disoriented more than anything by Motorhead but Dio seems to have run him off, I dunno for sure... I threw some more stuff over there, and I don't see him, he might have just retreated into the AC though.

[Funk]

Re: Damn Skunk!

Yeah he seems to freak out whenever I slam the door. I will try blasting Motorhead. My neighbors will love this.

THE ACE OF SPA----Oh, GOD! It just sprayed me right in the EYE!!!

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Damn Skunk!

That was actually the album I played.

EDIT: Naw he's still there. I threw some more coins at him, but he didn't seem to care.

[Nixon]

Re: Damn Skunk!

He'll probably leave once it's dark. Then you can get rid of that AC.