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    Morons snort dead man

    I can't make up stuff this hilarious
    "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

    #2
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    Wow, that dead guy really got burned.

    Last edited by Czechs Mex; 01-20-2011, 09:09 AM.

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      #3
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      Meanwhile, up in the afterlife...
      Hey, Joe! You won't believe what a couple of kids just did with your remains!
      "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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        #4
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        Despite the fact that I'm 19, I think teenagers are all idiots. Perhaps having my hopes of defending this country get crushed into snortable ashes has rendered me cold and unfeeling.

        Seriously, though. Why are people always looking to snort something? Hell, I could put some Oregano and Parsley in a bunch ziplock bags, take it down to the nearest gang hideout, and sell it all and make a fortune by saying its weed.


        "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
        -Walt Disney

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          #5
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          Originally posted by Deeth Irteen View Post
          Despite the fact that I'm 19, I think teenagers are all idiots. Perhaps having my hopes of defending this country get crushed into snortable ashes has rendered me cold and unfeeling.

          Seriously, though. Why are people always looking to snort something? Hell, I could put some Oregano and Parsley in a bunch ziplock bags, take it down to the nearest gang hideout, and sell it all and make a fortune by saying its weed.
          You don't snort weed.

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            #6
            Re: Morons snort dead man

            Whether you snort weed or not isn't the point. The point is that I could convince people that Pasta spices in a ziplock bag is, in fact, weed. Because they're stupid.


            "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
            -Walt Disney

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              #7
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              However still doesn't make any sense in terms of your post.

              "why does everyone wanna snort stuff"

              "I can make fake weed"

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                #8
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                Also any stoner worth his bong could tell oregano from pot.

                They smell way different
                "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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                  #9
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                  Most of what I say doesn't make sense.


                  "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
                  -Walt Disney

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                    #10
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                    Looks like that old woman's security...wasn't up to snuff.

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                      #11
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                      Why would they think ashes in an urn were cocaine and try to snort them?

                      Only Keith Richards is crazy enough to try something like that.
                      Eat Smello.

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                        #12
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                        I was about to say~

                        At least in that case, it was a relative, and not a stranger's ashes that he robbed.

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Nixon View Post
                          Why would they think ashes in an urn were cocaine and try to snort them?
                          Well duh! Everyone knows that cocaine is kept in urns left sitting out in the open.
                          Last edited by Deeth Irteen; 01-20-2011, 03:11 PM.


                          "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
                          -Walt Disney

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                            #14
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                            Looks like that guy's ashes got...snorted.

                            Screenshot Let's Plays

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                              #15
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                              You guys are forgetting the YEAAAAAAHHHHH!
                              "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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