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    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/womans-cand...45449-459.html



    I never knew Kinder eggs were illegal. Sucks to be you guys. These things rock.

    #2
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    Good thing. Damn terrorist candy eggs. This is what's wrong with the country. Candy eggs.



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      #3
      Re: lol america

      Dude, I could totally hook you up with some Kinder Surprise man. Ill only charge you $10 an egg. Its a pretty good deal. Meet me at docks at 3am.

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        #4
        Re: lol america

        Real Americans kill their children by selling guns to lunatics.

        And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't
        So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road
        And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope

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          #5
          Re: lol america

          Obviously, there is a gun in the egg.

          That's messed up.

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            #6
            Re: lol america

            He's saying Canadians are usually unable to figure out how to actually open the plastic container, and give up by the time they've eaten all the chocolate. Just kidding, Canadia, I love you.

            I've been into Kinder Eggs since my German friends brought me some when I was still in high school. Fushigi sent me a whole bunch a while back, too. They made it through customs just fine.
            Eat Smello.

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              #7
              Re: lol america

              You know what's funny? Nestle introduced a similar product, and it was changed shortly thereafter to only include candy, and not a toy. I got one when they first debuted. I'm pretty sure I still have the potentially deadly Disney toy trinket that they included with it.
              Eat Smello.

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                #8
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                that is major bull****. what a ****ing waste of money. all this crap over a piece of **** 2 dollar egg, with a chinese toy in it. they should of said the toy contains chemicals in the plastic that cause cancer, that id be more likely to believe.

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                  #9
                  Re: lol america

                  Ah, this is a pop-culture item I never knew about. I also never knew it was illegal to sell non-food stuffs inside of food stuffs in the U.S.A. Two new things I learned today! But I already knew that the American government was anal about everything except what really matters; this just further cements that fact in my mind.
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                    #10
                    Re: lol america

                    Considering how stupid our children (and adults) are in this country, I'd expect people to shove the whole damn Kinder egg down their throats in one gulp. Perfectly understandable.


                    "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
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                      #11
                      Re: lol america

                      Makes me wonder if any American stupidity seeps across the border, at the border. Or on the flipside, if any Canadian smarts seeps into those of us at the border.
                      "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                        #12
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                        Yeah, in what capacity are they illegal? It must just be at the border, 'cause I can go up the street and buy one.

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                          #13
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                          I think I've heard about these. There's a number of non-American food and food-like stuff that doesn't sell here, so it's not a big deal. It's probably to prevent the headache of lawsuits from parents who might toss one to their kids whom they promptly ignore then gets all enraged at the candy makers when Timmy chokes his fat face on the toy.

                          Besides, it's not like this country needs more junk food.
                          Last edited by orius; 01-13-2011, 02:49 AM.
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