Lets talk about Children, babe

[simple man]

How many kids are you wanting and how you going to do it?

Personally i dont think im going to have kids on purpose but i want to see your views on...Children

[Perversion]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

If I have offspring, and one of them is male, I'd want it to be just like simple man by the time he's 7.

Then I'd want it to be like John Mora by the time he's 14. He'll probably go through a hipster phase, in which case I hope he emulates Caciss into his late teens or early 20s.

He can then grow out his eyebrows, and follow Magus' example until his late 20s.

After that, it's all downhill, until he takes after Rodak into his ripe old age.

[Doj]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

Two. Marriage. Boy and a girl.

EDIT: Crap, ninja'd by Perversion.

[Alzar]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

i would like two babby
when i have enough money to buy whatever i want and still have kids
which probably won't ever happen
so **** it

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

I want 2.5 kids and a nice white picket fence.

[Nixon]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

I'm also not rich enough to afford a kid. And maybe I shouldn't have one, since I have some health issues I'd rather not risk passing on. Plus there are already a ton of unwanted children. If I ever decide to have a kid, I'd think about adoption, too.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

I like kids but I don't think I want my own. Pretty sure the opportunity won't be coming up anyway so it doesn't really matter.

[Toaster]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

[Loki]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

I have a son. I've doomed him to a life of gas prices over $10 a gallon and no such thing as fish.

[Toaster]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

He'll grow up on a diet of Mega Man and Super Mario Bros. and that's all that really matters, Loki.

[Duel]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

Pickles.

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

I can't have children, for obvious reasons. (Not unless that experimental surgery I hear rumors of becomes non-experimental.) So it'd have to be adoption. Probably twins.

Now, if I actually could bear children, I would. Again, twins. One boy and one girl. Not that I'd have any control over that, but you know, one can only dream.

[Loki]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

Twins are the worst thing I wouldn't wish them on anybody.

[simple man]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

Im a twin! :P

[John Mora]

Re: Lets talk about Children, babe

(Not unless that experimental surgery I hear rumors of becomes non-experimental.)

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.