I hate english muffins!
usually, every new year's eve, it's a family tradition to make miniature pizzas with pasta sauce, mozarella chees, and, of course, english muffins sliced in half.
Earlier today, I was planning to go out to the store to buy some Coka Cola. Since I was making a store run, my family tasked me with grabbing a whole bunch of crap, with English Muffins on the list. I was able to easily find all the other stuff, like a Gallon of Applejuice (for the kids, you see), 2 bottles of brisk, a jar of sauce, a Gallon or milk, 2 bags of chips, and blah blah blah. But for some reason, the store didn't have english muffins.
Soooo, I had to carry all that junk around as I had to go to different stores to find the english muffins, as it was made clear I couldn't return to the apartment without them. The second and third stores I tried didn't have any. Nor the Fourth. Or the Fifth. Or the sixth!!! Or the EIGHTH!!!
How do we up the suck factor of the situation? Well, consider that it's brooklyn during december, with snow piles so bad, Trains and Buses couldn't run for over half a week! The snow was piled up quite high!!
So, I spent a good hour and a half carrying around the equivalent of Boulders in each arm, trudging around giant piles of snow, repeatedly asking the retarded question:
"Do you have english muffins?"
"Do you have english muffins?"
"Do you have english muffins?"
"Do you have english muffins?"
Man, did I sound stupid!! In the end, I never found any GODDAMN english muffins. I'm convinced that english muffins are extinct.
All I wanted was some soda.
Earlier today, I was planning to go out to the store to buy some Coka Cola. Since I was making a store run, my family tasked me with grabbing a whole bunch of crap, with English Muffins on the list. I was able to easily find all the other stuff, like a Gallon of Applejuice (for the kids, you see), 2 bottles of brisk, a jar of sauce, a Gallon or milk, 2 bags of chips, and blah blah blah. But for some reason, the store didn't have english muffins.
Soooo, I had to carry all that junk around as I had to go to different stores to find the english muffins, as it was made clear I couldn't return to the apartment without them. The second and third stores I tried didn't have any. Nor the Fourth. Or the Fifth. Or the sixth!!! Or the EIGHTH!!!
How do we up the suck factor of the situation? Well, consider that it's brooklyn during december, with snow piles so bad, Trains and Buses couldn't run for over half a week! The snow was piled up quite high!!
So, I spent a good hour and a half carrying around the equivalent of Boulders in each arm, trudging around giant piles of snow, repeatedly asking the retarded question:
"Do you have english muffins?"
"Do you have english muffins?"
"Do you have english muffins?"
"Do you have english muffins?"
Man, did I sound stupid!! In the end, I never found any GODDAMN english muffins. I'm convinced that english muffins are extinct.
All I wanted was some soda.
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