This is the first part in the 5WS trilogy
One morning when I awoke, I died from heart attack. Surprisingly, I got back up. Laughing at death's attempt, I cooked eggs in the kitchen, and then I noticed my hunger for a delicious human sandwich. But not just any human, the Mora kind of human.
"This is stupid. The End" said my neighbor. Then he peed in Mora's mouth. Surprisingly, Mora kinda liked it. And that is when I took a flying leap off
Aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa
Sorry, just remembered the fall. I landed on my face. It looks much better now. My mother didn't recognize me.
She tried "picking me up". That's the power of love! But then she hit me with a frying pan and took my GPS with coordinates to the hidden treasure of Bluargh. I never felt so lame, so I just shot her. And the HE showed up. John Mora, mouth wide open. Quiveringm, he gazed longingly at my copy of Limited Edition: Yogurt. But then Valk entered ant turned into the Mega Man..... Wait, that isn't right!
"GET TO DA CHOPPA!" Mora cried to Mega Valk, but Mega Valk turned and "**** YOU!!", and kicked him, transforming John Mora into the Incredible Grump, which cried all."
IMMA COP YOU IDIOT!!" interrupted Will Smith, who proceeded to pee in Mora's Mouth, which he gargled happily before letting the cool syrupy tasting cannibal eat his toes, slowly.And that's when his pants spontaneously combusted, causing onlookers to wish they had flaming pants of a similar quality. So, Mora started a business. He tried selling paties, but he didn't know any women... But he DID know men! The flaming kind of men. Also japanese men, and some giant ape men with golden Imdetectivejohnkimbles."
Boy Duel is really annoying" said Duel's mother, before adopting "ITS NOT A TUMAH" as her new slogan for Duel using only 4 words, which were his dying words. It's allo been done before. The cake was a lie. Treadmill for sale: never used. But someone touched it softly, adn sat on the buttons. "Only used as a coat rack" said the man in the 9001 rocket powered green flamingo costumes. "I'll have your head", said John Mayer, who clearly wasn't straight, but we killed ourselves. He won the battle, but even Sephiroth wouldn't have withstood the paper cut that took twenty strong men just to fill the candy model batmobile, which drove Alfred Hitchhock from his floating cottage under the cloud clover of Jupiter, whee Foghorn Leghorn picked the large teakettles and kitten marshmallow manakins.
On the other side of the delicious Ice Cream Mountains, our hero John Mora decided to blog about the latest version of his penis which he'd bought discount at his local damaged goods warehouse. They make finely damaged goods, which are damaged quite severely. I bought a sarcasm detector that was broken. SOme dude destroyed it with giant scissors, which I trumped with rock.
Then Mora decided that paper was best; however, he could only find card stock. And tehn they all died.
"This is stupid. The End" said my neighbor. Then he peed in Mora's mouth. Surprisingly, Mora kinda liked it. And that is when I took a flying leap off
Aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa
Sorry, just remembered the fall. I landed on my face. It looks much better now. My mother didn't recognize me.
She tried "picking me up". That's the power of love! But then she hit me with a frying pan and took my GPS with coordinates to the hidden treasure of Bluargh. I never felt so lame, so I just shot her. And the HE showed up. John Mora, mouth wide open. Quiveringm, he gazed longingly at my copy of Limited Edition: Yogurt. But then Valk entered ant turned into the Mega Man..... Wait, that isn't right!
"GET TO DA CHOPPA!" Mora cried to Mega Valk, but Mega Valk turned and "**** YOU!!", and kicked him, transforming John Mora into the Incredible Grump, which cried all."
IMMA COP YOU IDIOT!!" interrupted Will Smith, who proceeded to pee in Mora's Mouth, which he gargled happily before letting the cool syrupy tasting cannibal eat his toes, slowly.And that's when his pants spontaneously combusted, causing onlookers to wish they had flaming pants of a similar quality. So, Mora started a business. He tried selling paties, but he didn't know any women... But he DID know men! The flaming kind of men. Also japanese men, and some giant ape men with golden Imdetectivejohnkimbles."
Boy Duel is really annoying" said Duel's mother, before adopting "ITS NOT A TUMAH" as her new slogan for Duel using only 4 words, which were his dying words. It's allo been done before. The cake was a lie. Treadmill for sale: never used. But someone touched it softly, adn sat on the buttons. "Only used as a coat rack" said the man in the 9001 rocket powered green flamingo costumes. "I'll have your head", said John Mayer, who clearly wasn't straight, but we killed ourselves. He won the battle, but even Sephiroth wouldn't have withstood the paper cut that took twenty strong men just to fill the candy model batmobile, which drove Alfred Hitchhock from his floating cottage under the cloud clover of Jupiter, whee Foghorn Leghorn picked the large teakettles and kitten marshmallow manakins.
On the other side of the delicious Ice Cream Mountains, our hero John Mora decided to blog about the latest version of his penis which he'd bought discount at his local damaged goods warehouse. They make finely damaged goods, which are damaged quite severely. I bought a sarcasm detector that was broken. SOme dude destroyed it with giant scissors, which I trumped with rock.
Then Mora decided that paper was best; however, he could only find card stock. And tehn they all died.
