As black friday quickly approaches people seem to get nicer, more understanding, and more careful towards the well being of others... in bizarro world. In this world, you know better. Not just black friday, but all throughout december, of course. So because you guys are potential customers and customers appearantly don't understand simple things, I'm going to assume you are all the same and explain these things for you. I know, I'm a giver. You are welcome.
Jamos Courteous Customer Tips
*Sometimes the store you go to may have sold out of an item. That is right, the retail worker you just cursed out was not holding on to it for himself. Shocking news, I know. So leave the poor bloke alone.
*During the holiday season you have a tendency of getting sloshed. You see that cashier over there? Go ahead, wave. His job is on the line if he doesn't card you... along with the possibility of fines and being criminally charged. So show your card and shut that hole in your face. k thnx.
*You drank one two many and you are having trouble using a self-checkout. Smashing the thing repeatedly with your fist doesn't make it work. I promise.
*There is an item you want to compare adds with and the sell price elsewhere is drasticly cheaper. That guy ringing the item up might just want to see that add. Nothing personal, but you are untrustworthy.
*Something in your cart you decided not to get? There is an area at the register that has candy and other items. That is NOT the drop off zone. I know you are confused right now. Stay with me and I will help you out. What you do is hand it to the cashier then let them know that you don't want it. They are capable of understanding this.
*The inside of stores do not have speed bumps. So possibly checking that squishy thing you just stepped on would be nice.
*Yelling louder doesn't equal getting faster service. There are no genies in the store.
*There is one thing magical that does happen in stores. When you leave a cart unattended for a period of time it disapears. You probably should have told one of the workers about it. Otherwise, if they see the cart and no one else around they are going to assume that someone didn't want it. Which is a good assumption seeing as you clearly didn't.
*That guy that just went out of his way to help you doesn't really have to. So a simple thanks might make his day. Or at least make him feel better for a little while until he runs into this next group of people...
*Stop pulling her hair you crazy *****! How this is going to end is with you not getting that last item and you spending some time in a nice cell. Your spoiled brats aren't getting ****. Merry Christmas.
*The other customers around you are bat ****ing crazy too. Do not confront them for any reason. Grab your **** and go. That way nobody will end up using your skin as wrapping paper.
You're welcome.
Jamos Courteous Customer Tips
*Sometimes the store you go to may have sold out of an item. That is right, the retail worker you just cursed out was not holding on to it for himself. Shocking news, I know. So leave the poor bloke alone.
*During the holiday season you have a tendency of getting sloshed. You see that cashier over there? Go ahead, wave. His job is on the line if he doesn't card you... along with the possibility of fines and being criminally charged. So show your card and shut that hole in your face. k thnx.
*You drank one two many and you are having trouble using a self-checkout. Smashing the thing repeatedly with your fist doesn't make it work. I promise.
*There is an item you want to compare adds with and the sell price elsewhere is drasticly cheaper. That guy ringing the item up might just want to see that add. Nothing personal, but you are untrustworthy.
*Something in your cart you decided not to get? There is an area at the register that has candy and other items. That is NOT the drop off zone. I know you are confused right now. Stay with me and I will help you out. What you do is hand it to the cashier then let them know that you don't want it. They are capable of understanding this.
*The inside of stores do not have speed bumps. So possibly checking that squishy thing you just stepped on would be nice.
*Yelling louder doesn't equal getting faster service. There are no genies in the store.
*There is one thing magical that does happen in stores. When you leave a cart unattended for a period of time it disapears. You probably should have told one of the workers about it. Otherwise, if they see the cart and no one else around they are going to assume that someone didn't want it. Which is a good assumption seeing as you clearly didn't.
*That guy that just went out of his way to help you doesn't really have to. So a simple thanks might make his day. Or at least make him feel better for a little while until he runs into this next group of people...
*Stop pulling her hair you crazy *****! How this is going to end is with you not getting that last item and you spending some time in a nice cell. Your spoiled brats aren't getting ****. Merry Christmas.
*The other customers around you are bat ****ing crazy too. Do not confront them for any reason. Grab your **** and go. That way nobody will end up using your skin as wrapping paper.
You're welcome.
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