Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

    warning! this is not a joke! carry on reading! or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

    ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.

    SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG.

    AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.

    NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?

    EXAMPLE
    1:
    JENNY
    DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.

    EXAMPLE
    2:
    TOM
    ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

    EXAMPLE
    3:
    JOEANNA
    SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
    It all went rong! Monday is tomorrow. YOU PEOPLE GOT TO READ THIS.

    WHY AREN'T YOU READ IT!??!?

    #2
    Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

    God damn you, Loki.

    Why have you cursed this place.

    Everything's gone rong.

    Comment


      #3
      Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

      Goddammit.
      ------------
      Guan Yu: "Is your lord Cao Cao still alive?"

      Xiahou Dun: "He says he can't die until you do!"
      ------------

      Comment


        #4
        Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

        I'm going to start posting my aunt's forwarded emails. They are mostly about cats and ghosts.
        "At first it just looked like a picture of a bunch of lily pads, but then I started scraping at it with my pocket knife and the whole painting just sort of spoke to me," Schmidt said. "For the first time, I finally understand what Monet was trying to get across in her work."

        Comment


          #5
          Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

          SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY
          This is important information to know!

          Comment


            #6
            Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

            THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

            Comment


              #7
              Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

              Sounds like the plot to a very bad horror movie.




              Or the greatest?
              Screenshot Let's Plays

              Comment


                #8
                Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                Originally posted by Duel View Post
                Sounds like the plot to a very bad horror movie.




                Or the greatest?
                The greatest, obviously.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                  I only read a small part of it. So I guess I'll see you all in hell.
                  PSN: KingJamos

                  Add me... I'll wait.

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                    Why does adding an exclamation point at the end of your sentence reveal you as a person with little/no experience with the English language or the internet?!
                    Also, IT ALL WENT RONG BECAUSE THE MACHINE WAS POSSESSED AND YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE THEY DIDNT FORWARD THIS EMAIL SO YOU SHOULD - (continue run-on sentence for a paragraph and only end in exclamation points)
                    What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                      I didn't do this and Clarissa killed me with a knife.

                      FACTS.
                      "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                        Squirrels will nest in anyone's hair that doesn't rep me right now.

                        Because you read this.

                        Because I said so.

                        Unless you rep me.

                        DEATH. BY SQUIRREL.

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                          You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Omegabright again.
                          OH ****.

                          Comment


                            #14
                            Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                            Last edited by Ωbright; 11-23-2010, 11:30 AM.

                            Comment


                              #15
                              Re: I hope 20 people read this or else I'm in big trouble!

                              This wouldn't be a problem if they'd hired Sakuya Izayoi and her time-controlling maid powers of awesome to WTFPWN that bratty kid into 500 years from now.

                              Last edited by LunarWingCloud; 11-28-2010, 05:58 AM. Reason: Appearantly the image didn't need a second colon.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X