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    This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

    http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3180043#addComment



    Good god this "live-movie dream cast" I..I can't stop laughing! HELP MEEE!

    Edit: By the way, this isn't about the game. This is an oh-so-original live-movie FF7 dream cast idea from some person. But, I guess it could go in Free or VG forum, come to think of it. I figured it was grey, but move it if you like.
    Last edited by Dallas Alvis II; 11-14-2010, 12:55 AM.
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    Guan Yu: "Is your lord Cao Cao still alive?"

    Xiahou Dun: "He says he can't die until you do!"
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    #2
    Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

    How'd you dig this old thing up?

    Pretty sure it's a joke anyway, and the writer has a poor sense for Cloud's character. "..." and "whatever" are Squall's specialties. "Let's mosey" and dressing in drag are Cloud's.

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      #3
      Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

      Originally posted by SirTMagus View Post
      How'd you dig this old thing up?

      Pretty sure it's a joke anyway, and the writer has a poor sense for Cloud's character. "..." and "whatever" are Squall's specialties. "Let's mosey" and dressing in drag are Cloud's.
      I'm pretty sure "..." doesn't belong to one character so much as JRPGs as a whole.
      "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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        #4
        Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

        ...

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          #5
          Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

          I was looking for a Final Fantasy IV reference to a different thread, and chanced on this. The "dream casting picks" for Cloud and Sephiroth were the funniest ones to me. This being 1up and a hypothetical dream cast of a video game movie, I'm pretty sure it's not to be taken seriously anyway. I just cracked at Edward being picked for Cloud. That's terrible.

          Edit: I'll tack on the "reception" from the angry people to boot. Those were pretty amusing for me, too.

          But "Whatever..." was more Squall's thing than Cloud's. I'm not sure about "..."
          Last edited by Dallas Alvis II; 11-14-2010, 03:11 AM.
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          Guan Yu: "Is your lord Cao Cao still alive?"

          Xiahou Dun: "He says he can't die until you do!"
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            #6
            Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

            "Whatever" was Squall's thing, yes. But the only thing more popular than "..." in most JRPGs is to say a character's name and then trail off, like "Dallas..."
            "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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              #7
              Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

              "grueling demands of a video game movie."

              man i lol'd at that pretty hard
              "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                #8
                Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                ...and that's why.

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                  #9
                  Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                  Here's MY cast...



                  Cloud Strife = Zac Efron




                  Tifa Lockhart = Lady Gaga




                  Barret Wallace = Mr. T




                  Aeris Gainsborough = Kenny McCormick




                  Yuffie Kisaragi = Paris Hiltion




                  Vincent Valentine = Eminem




                  Cid Highwind = Stone Cold Steve Austin




                  Cait Sith and Mog = Michael Jackson and ET

                  And last, but most...



                  Sephiroth = Justin Bieber

                  EDIT: Stupid ****ing computer! Some of the best pics aren't showing!!
                  Last edited by Deeth Irteen; 11-15-2010, 11:32 AM.


                  "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
                  -Walt Disney

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                    #10
                    Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                    Err...I'm sorry, guys. (for encouraging this)

                    I get some of the others but, I don't get Efron or Hilton. They seem kind of random. Edit: So does Beiber. Kenny was funny though.
                    Last edited by Dallas Alvis II; 11-16-2010, 12:34 AM.
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                    Guan Yu: "Is your lord Cao Cao still alive?"

                    Xiahou Dun: "He says he can't die until you do!"
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                      #11
                      Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                      I'm still laughing that fans are getting upset at casting a pretty boy as a pretty boy~

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                        #12
                        Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                        Oh, and western game stories use the ellipsis ("...") in the same fashion to create a dramatic pause in conversation (or like when a character is making a speech). JRPGs also use it for dramatic silence, as well. Mora, you're the "grammatical wunderkind" of the community, why don't you put in your two cents?
                        Last edited by Dallas Alvis II; 11-16-2010, 12:44 AM.
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                        Guan Yu: "Is your lord Cao Cao still alive?"

                        Xiahou Dun: "He says he can't die until you do!"
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                          #13
                          Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                          I think you're forgetting every source of "I took an English Comp course in college so I'm qualified to write the dialogue."
                          "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                            #14
                            Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                            I didn't, I just refused to acknowledge it. ( ****ing Kenny)
                            Last edited by Dallas Alvis II; 11-16-2010, 12:47 AM.
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                            Guan Yu: "Is your lord Cao Cao still alive?"

                            Xiahou Dun: "He says he can't die until you do!"
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                              #15
                              Re: This is terrible, but funny (FF7 Fanboy related)

                              Originally posted by Dallas Alvis View Post
                              Err...I'm sorry, guys. (for encouraging this)

                              I get some of the others but, I don't get Efron or Hilton. They seem kind of random. Edit: So does Beiber. Kenny was funny though.
                              I intended to use random people for comedic effect. Also, you probably noticed no Red XIII. In FF7, Red is the most forgettable character. So, I forgot him.

                              A joke in itself.


                              "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
                              -Walt Disney

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