California's Mystery Missle

[IRC]

If you ask me I think they tried to launch their debt into space. Ha ha ha! My state's not poor.

[Mcardy]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

Um, what?

[Goufunaki]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

Um, what?

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/11/09...trails/?hpt=C1

[Shard]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

We were trying to blow up Idaho, but missiles are hard to work.

[orius]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

If you ask me I think they tried to launch their debt into space. Ha ha ha! My state's not poor.

Har har har har!

"Why the government is so badly organized that they can't get somebody out there to explain it and make this story go away. ... I think that's the real story," Pike added. "I mean, it's insane that with all the money we are spending, all these technically competent people, that they can't get somebody out there to explain what is incredibly obvious."

That's what they WANT you to think! These guys they had giving an explanation were just patsies, they were covering for the men in black in the black UN helicopters. Those guys spent all of today trying to hunt down all of us who know what was really going on here. China launched this missle at the orders of the Reptilian Alien Overmind to stir up panic in America. The reptilians and greys hope this will start a war between the world's two greatest powers, leaving Earth helpless for their imminent invasion! But the truth cannot be silenced, the coming alien invasion will occur next December as predicted by the Mayans (their civilzation fell when the aliens silenced them too)!



Aww dammit, looks like I'm out of tin foil....

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

The government guy who spoke to CNN was like, "Um... it's just a plane...optical illusions... yeah that's the ticket"

[Rodak]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

...the coming alien invasion will occur next December as predicted by the Mayans (their civilzation fell when the aliens silenced them too)

Isn't it the December after next?

[orius]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

Hah, yeah you're right.

But I'm imitating conspiracy theory nuts, so accuracy can be sacrificed for art here.

[Jehuty]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

The government guy who spoke to CNN was like, "Um... it's just a plane...optical illusions... yeah that's the ticket"

When I first saw the pictures, I wondered why people assumed it was a missile it looks just like every other Jet/Plane stream I've seen.

I used to live near an airport, so maybe I'm just accustomed to seeing them.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: California's Mystery Missle

It was swamp gas.