The Kingdom of Dalmasca
Birds: *fly bye*
Bird: *Craps on some dude's hat*
A pair of viera: *walk by casually*
Citizen: Hey, what's going on?
Another Citizen: Didn't you hear? The Kingdom's celebrating the first ever lesbian marriage!!!
Jahara Baptist Church members: God hates ****! God hates ****!
Citizen: You do know that there are multiple gods, right?
Jahara Baptist Church: *scribble scribble* The Gods hate ****! The Gods hate ****!
Citizen: :facepalm
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The parade
Princess: Isn't it great, Rassly-poo?! We're finally getting married!
Citizens: Hurray for Princess Ashelia and Princess Rasler
Rasler: Hey! I'm a dude, damnit!
Citizen: A dude who wears effeminate clothes?
Rasler: Gaurds! Sieze him!
Gaurds: Yes, M'lady!
Rasler:
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The church
Old guy: If there is any reason these 2 should not be wed..
JBC: *pound on the door* LET US IN!!! WE MUST STOP THIS UNHOLY BASTARDIZATION!! MARRIAGE IS A SACRED PACT BETWEEN-!!!
King Raminas: Somebody shut them up!!
Old guy: I now pronounce you wife and wife.
Rasler: I'm A MAN, DAMNIT!!!
Ashelia: Oh, Raslie, you goof!
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The war room of war
King Raminas: Blah blah blah Armies here and there blah blah blah
Basch: *storms in all cool and stuff* Nabudis has fallen! And it Can't Get Up!
Rasler: Is dad alright?
Basch: Beats me, m'lady.
Rasler: How many times do I have to say I'm a MAN!!!
King Raminas: Quick! Take our army of clonetroopers and take back NABUDIS!!!
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Nabudis
*insert 4 minutes of star wars-esque badass FMVs here*
Basch: I think we're losing.
Rasler: Na'ah. The paling still stands!
Paling: *timber*
Rasler: Crap.
Soldier: *Fires an arrow*
Arrow: *hits Rasler in conveniently placed hole in armor over neck*
Rasler: I KNEW I should've gotten that fixed! *dies*
Basch: Lady Rasler! NOOOOOO!!!
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Back in Dalmasca
Old guy: We're gathered here today for blah blah blah blah....
Ashelia: *tears*
Final Fantasy XII: WTF Edition
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For the record, I'm not discontinuing my other script. I just have something perrrrrfict planned, which requires another script.
Birds: *fly bye*
Bird: *Craps on some dude's hat*
A pair of viera: *walk by casually*
Citizen: Hey, what's going on?
Another Citizen: Didn't you hear? The Kingdom's celebrating the first ever lesbian marriage!!!
Jahara Baptist Church members: God hates ****! God hates ****!
Citizen: You do know that there are multiple gods, right?
Jahara Baptist Church: *scribble scribble* The Gods hate ****! The Gods hate ****!
Citizen: :facepalm
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The parade
Princess: Isn't it great, Rassly-poo?! We're finally getting married!
Citizens: Hurray for Princess Ashelia and Princess Rasler
Rasler: Hey! I'm a dude, damnit!
Citizen: A dude who wears effeminate clothes?
Rasler: Gaurds! Sieze him!
Gaurds: Yes, M'lady!
Rasler:
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The church
Old guy: If there is any reason these 2 should not be wed..
JBC: *pound on the door* LET US IN!!! WE MUST STOP THIS UNHOLY BASTARDIZATION!! MARRIAGE IS A SACRED PACT BETWEEN-!!!
King Raminas: Somebody shut them up!!
Old guy: I now pronounce you wife and wife.
Rasler: I'm A MAN, DAMNIT!!!
Ashelia: Oh, Raslie, you goof!
-
The war room of war
King Raminas: Blah blah blah Armies here and there blah blah blah
Basch: *storms in all cool and stuff* Nabudis has fallen! And it Can't Get Up!
Rasler: Is dad alright?
Basch: Beats me, m'lady.
Rasler: How many times do I have to say I'm a MAN!!!
King Raminas: Quick! Take our army of clonetroopers and take back NABUDIS!!!
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Nabudis
*insert 4 minutes of star wars-esque badass FMVs here*
Basch: I think we're losing.
Rasler: Na'ah. The paling still stands!
Paling: *timber*
Rasler: Crap.
Soldier: *Fires an arrow*
Arrow: *hits Rasler in conveniently placed hole in armor over neck*
Rasler: I KNEW I should've gotten that fixed! *dies*
Basch: Lady Rasler! NOOOOOO!!!
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Back in Dalmasca
Old guy: We're gathered here today for blah blah blah blah....
Ashelia: *tears*
Final Fantasy XII: WTF Edition
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For the record, I'm not discontinuing my other script. I just have something perrrrrfict planned, which requires another script.
Right. let's just go stop the treaty signing.
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