I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

[Perversion]

The first Chick-fil-A in the Chicago area just opened across the parking lot from my workplace yesterday. They were giving out free sandwiches last week, and people were camped out for a day and a half for the opening. The opening was all over the news here, and I will have to say, as much as I do not care to admit it, I've had a few meals there now (coupons for free stuff always help), and they are ALMOST worth Funk's fanaticism.

In fact, I've been espousing their virtues to a lot of my customers for the past two days.


PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, do not let me turn into Funk 2.

[Goufunaki]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

Impossible.

No one can become Funk.

His Funkness would be too much for us mortals to handle.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

I don't see what's so wrong with that

[Bon]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

Pfft...Drama Queen.

[Kire]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

Perv, you live closer to me then you realize.

[Ryner]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

Turning into Funk is worrisome since Funk is turning into a crazy person.

[Perversion]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

Perv, you live closer to me then you realize.

I was under the impression that you were in the Northwest suburbs. I'm in the far west.


Actually, I'm closer (in terms of physical distance) to Heavenly Dragon. I don't know her address or anything, but she's probably literally less than ten minutes away from me.

[Funk]

Re: I'm turning into Funk...Why God, Why?

Turning into Funk is worrisome since Funk is turning into a crazy person.

I already was crazy, but now I'm a parent, and all parents are crazy, so now I'm even MORE crazy! *flings poo*

Eat some Chick-fil-A for me, Perv. Hearing about others getting to experience that succulent chicken breast battered, kissed with peanut oil, and topped with pickles is almost as satisfying as enjoying it myself.

ALMOST.