Worst Fanfiction ever written

[IamPinhead]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
I would post more chapters, but I think this is evidence enough.
P.S. I know this was posted a few years ago.
Edit: It's supposed to be a harry potter fanfiction guys. It would have taken you thirty seconds to read that upon clicking the link if you're a particularly slow reader.

[Valkysas]

Re: Worst Fanfiction ever written

I'm not reading that.

[mr.kraken]

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I believe this is on Youtube too.

[Duel]

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It Sucks

[Jamos]

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Why would you post this? Why would someone want to read a terrible fan fic? Why am I even asking these questions? More to come on the Jamos Ramble Session at 8.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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You don't even say what they're fans OF.

If it's bad, and since I don't even know what it's supposed to be a fanfic of, and since I hate fanfictions anyway, I think that link shall remain unclicked for a loooong time.

[josh]

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“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER*****!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

the best

[Adrian Foley]

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We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.

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And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

Oh my gosh guys, he put his thingy into her you-know-what!!!!

[Fruple]

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

Wait, viewer excretion advised? What is this I don't even

[LunarWingCloud]

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Is there even such a thing as a good fanfic?

*silence*

Didn't think so.

[IamPinhead]

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Is there even such a thing as a good fanfic?

The one where Spock falls in love with Kirk and meets Marty McFly (who is also secretly in love with Kirk) isn't too bad.

[Valkysas]

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*ahem*

the megaman fights


megaman was walking throuh a feild andhe said oh there is a crashman

and he runs and shoots it, but before it got him woodman jump in the way

and megaman fell back in surprise and shot at woodman and woodman

blew up and megaman i have you power yes! and megam couldnt see the

crashman anymore so he went hom,e and talked to doctor right and told

him how he saw a crashman and he said that he should use the leef sheild

on them all and megaman ran out the door to go after the crashman and

saw hinm just where he left him in the woods. ahh die! megaman shouted

and he threw the tornadoe hole at him and he blew up, yes! i got teh crash

bomb! and he looked up and saw skull fortriss above and he said WILY I

WILL GET YOU! and he jumped up and kicked the door down and fought

base and trebble and won and he then fought wily and broke the big

robot he had to fight when WILY was fighting him and he won. he hancuffed

WILY and he took him to jail I am more than just a robot he said and base

and terble came down and took the docotor wily and excaped. no megaman

said I will get you wily!

I entered that (very intentional) mess in a crapload of Megaman fanfiction contests back in 2000 or so, just for the hell of it. None of them accepted it.

[LunarWingCloud]

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Well as long as the fanfic doesn't involve out of whack romance or something I guess fanfics aren't THAT bad... but most are.

I know some masochistic soul that tortures herself reading Death Note fanfics...

[orius]

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If I felt like wasting the time, I'd write some fanfic as deliberate Canon Defilement of Twilight, just to **** off the fans. I even have a basic plot: somehow Jacob Black gets neutered by a veterinarian, and I'd throw in a bunch of silly cliches about getting your dog fixed. I'd much rather drag Edward and Bella through the mud repeatedly, but there's just so much more sick humor potential in having a dog-boy castrated IMO.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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Fan fiction is a blight upon the internet. I hate it with every fiber of my being, and I may even say I think that people who write it are complete and utter retards. From the examples above, I'd say this observation is pretty accurate.

I can't really voice that opinion in real life, as one of my friends loves reading and writing it. She is not retarded, but she makes me cry. I guess it could be worse, she could write self-insertion sex fics, which she definitely does not. Thank god. If she did, I'd vehemently refuse to read them. I don't imagine she'll start. She doesn't even swear.Then she wants me to read it and tell her what I think, and I just skim it and tell her it was okay. I do not have the heart to offend her, even though she's part of the problem. >_>;

Ogod why?
:facepalm

The only good thing that ever came out of fan fiction is the Full Life Consequences videos. They are amazing.


And speaking of making fun of fanfics, someone on Something Awful Forums took a really horrible fanfic and started a webcomic about it. The 'story' is so ridiculous that his illustrations can be pretty entertaining, but I have to admit that even after a little while I stopped paying attention. Worth a look I guess. It is pretty bad fanfic, and that's what this topic is about, right?
http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/

To reiterate: FUH FANFICS.

If I felt like wasting the time, I'd write some fanfic as deliberate Canon Defilement of Twilight, just to **** off the fans. I even have a basic plot: somehow Jacob Black gets neutered by a veterinarian, and I'd throw in a bunch of silly cliches about getting your dog fixed. I'd much rather drag Edward and Bella through the mud repeatedly, but there's just so much more sick humor potential in having a dog-boy castrated IMO.

This would be damned hilarious. I'd illustrate this for you if you ever did it.