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    Worst Fanfiction ever written

    http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
    I would post more chapters, but I think this is evidence enough.
    P.S. I know this was posted a few years ago.
    Edit: It's supposed to be a harry potter fanfiction guys. It would have taken you thirty seconds to read that upon clicking the link if you're a particularly slow reader.
    Last edited by IamPinhead; 09-06-2010, 11:05 PM.
    What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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    I'm not reading that.



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      #3
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      I believe this is on Youtube too.

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        #4
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        It Sucks
        Screenshot Let's Plays

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          #5
          Re: Worst Fanfiction ever written

          Why would you post this? Why would someone want to read a terrible fan fic? Why am I even asking these questions? More to come on the Jamos Ramble Session at 8.
          PSN: KingJamos

          Add me... I'll wait.

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            #6
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            You don't even say what they're fans OF.

            If it's bad, and since I don't even know what it's supposed to be a fanfic of, and since I hate fanfictions anyway, I think that link shall remain unclicked for a loooong time.

            "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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              #7
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              “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER*****!”

              It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
              the best
              Last edited by josh; 09-06-2010, 10:16 PM. Reason: apparently the censor filter doesn't catch bad spelling rofl

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                #8
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                We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.

                ---

                And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
                Oh my gosh guys, he put his thingy into her you-know-what!!!!

                Sivart: I'm a MAN.

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                  WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD
                  Wait, viewer excretion advised? What is this I don't even

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                    #10
                    Re: Worst Fanfiction ever written

                    Is there even such a thing as a good fanfic?

                    *silence*

                    Didn't think so.
                    Last edited by LunarWingCloud; 09-07-2010, 01:06 AM.

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                      Re: Worst Fanfiction ever written

                      Originally posted by LunarWingCloud View Post
                      Is there even such a thing as a good fanfic?
                      The one where Spock falls in love with Kirk and meets Marty McFly (who is also secretly in love with Kirk) isn't too bad.
                      What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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                        #12
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                        *ahem*
                        the megaman fights


                        megaman was walking throuh a feild andhe said oh there is a crashman

                        and he runs and shoots it, but before it got him woodman jump in the way

                        and megaman fell back in surprise and shot at woodman and woodman

                        blew up and megaman i have you power yes! and megam couldnt see the

                        crashman anymore so he went hom,e and talked to doctor right and told

                        him how he saw a crashman and he said that he should use the leef sheild

                        on them all and megaman ran out the door to go after the crashman and

                        saw hinm just where he left him in the woods. ahh die! megaman shouted

                        and he threw the tornadoe hole at him and he blew up, yes! i got teh crash

                        bomb! and he looked up and saw skull fortriss above and he said WILY I

                        WILL GET YOU! and he jumped up and kicked the door down and fought

                        base and trebble and won and he then fought wily and broke the big

                        robot he had to fight when WILY was fighting him and he won. he hancuffed

                        WILY and he took him to jail I am more than just a robot he said and base

                        and terble came down and took the docotor wily and excaped. no megaman

                        said I will get you wily!
                        I entered that (very intentional) mess in a crapload of Megaman fanfiction contests back in 2000 or so, just for the hell of it. None of them accepted it.
                        Last edited by Valkysas; 09-07-2010, 02:18 AM.



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                          #13
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                          Well as long as the fanfic doesn't involve out of whack romance or something I guess fanfics aren't THAT bad... but most are.

                          I know some masochistic soul that tortures herself reading Death Note fanfics...

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                            If I felt like wasting the time, I'd write some fanfic as deliberate Canon Defilement of Twilight, just to **** off the fans. I even have a basic plot: somehow Jacob Black gets neutered by a veterinarian, and I'd throw in a bunch of silly cliches about getting your dog fixed. I'd much rather drag Edward and Bella through the mud repeatedly, but there's just so much more sick humor potential in having a dog-boy castrated IMO.
                            Octagon Games
                            Games by orius


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                              #15
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                              Fan fiction is a blight upon the internet. I hate it with every fiber of my being, and I may even say I think that people who write it are complete and utter retards. From the examples above, I'd say this observation is pretty accurate.

                              I can't really voice that opinion in real life, as one of my friends loves reading and writing it. She is not retarded, but she makes me cry. I guess it could be worse, she could write self-insertion sex fics, which she definitely does not. Thank god. If she did, I'd vehemently refuse to read them. I don't imagine she'll start. She doesn't even swear.Then she wants me to read it and tell her what I think, and I just skim it and tell her it was okay. I do not have the heart to offend her, even though she's part of the problem. >_>;

                              Ogod why?
                              :facepalm

                              The only good thing that ever came out of fan fiction is the Full Life Consequences videos. They are amazing.


                              And speaking of making fun of fanfics, someone on Something Awful Forums took a really horrible fanfic and started a webcomic about it. The 'story' is so ridiculous that his illustrations can be pretty entertaining, but I have to admit that even after a little while I stopped paying attention. Worth a look I guess. It is pretty bad fanfic, and that's what this topic is about, right?
                              http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/

                              To reiterate: FUH FANFICS.

                              Originally posted by orius View Post
                              If I felt like wasting the time, I'd write some fanfic as deliberate Canon Defilement of Twilight, just to **** off the fans. I even have a basic plot: somehow Jacob Black gets neutered by a veterinarian, and I'd throw in a bunch of silly cliches about getting your dog fixed. I'd much rather drag Edward and Bella through the mud repeatedly, but there's just so much more sick humor potential in having a dog-boy castrated IMO.
                              This would be damned hilarious. I'd illustrate this for you if you ever did it.
                              Last edited by Fushigi na Renamon; 09-08-2010, 11:01 AM.
                              "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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