Say wha? Bonanza's first movie topic in, like, FOREVER!
Critique in spoiler tags:
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This movie is for the guys. Seriously. When the film wasn't focused on the piranha plot and blood, it made due with gratuitous eye candy, and boy, was I loving it. Girls in bikinis, nudity, ass shaking, the works! There were pretty good performances from the cast overall, but there were three in particular who stole the show.
1. Christopher Lloyd: His role was brief (less than 10 minutes), but I loved every second/minute of it. He knows his fish, and combined with his Doc Brown-esque personality, I was enamored.
2. Ving Rhames: Brief role, too. He was a complete badass who unfortunately met his doom while he was killing the piranhas...with the goddamn motor propeller in the water still going! Jesus Christ.
3. Jerry O' Connell: He's apparently this "Girls Gone Wild" ripoff, but his character, while prude and arrogant, had a lot of charisma.
This film was more humorous than terrifying, and that was what the director was going for, and there was hardly a dull moment during the 90 minutes I was in my seat. Highly recommended for the lulz.
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Critique in spoiler tags:
*** SPOILERS ***
This movie is for the guys. Seriously. When the film wasn't focused on the piranha plot and blood, it made due with gratuitous eye candy, and boy, was I loving it. Girls in bikinis, nudity, ass shaking, the works! There were pretty good performances from the cast overall, but there were three in particular who stole the show.
1. Christopher Lloyd: His role was brief (less than 10 minutes), but I loved every second/minute of it. He knows his fish, and combined with his Doc Brown-esque personality, I was enamored.
2. Ving Rhames: Brief role, too. He was a complete badass who unfortunately met his doom while he was killing the piranhas...with the goddamn motor propeller in the water still going! Jesus Christ.
3. Jerry O' Connell: He's apparently this "Girls Gone Wild" ripoff, but his character, while prude and arrogant, had a lot of charisma.
This film was more humorous than terrifying, and that was what the director was going for, and there was hardly a dull moment during the 90 minutes I was in my seat. Highly recommended for the lulz.
*** END SPOILERS ***
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