Vampies Suck

[The_Real_Crunk]

The commercials for this crack me up every time they come on. It seems like its made by those guys that do all those "______ Movie" movies, but this rips on Twilight, so Im totally okay with it.

[Ryner]

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This is the most horrible franchise of movies of all time and the people who write these might be the worst to ever live. I don't care if it's making fun of something you don't like.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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It looks funny to me!

[Riotsword]

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This is the most horrible franchise of movies of all time and the people who write these might be the worst to ever live. I don't care if it's making fun of something you don't like.

This.

These two "writers", Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer, got their start with the Leslie Nielsen trainwreck "Spy Hard". Then they lucked out and rode the coattails of the Wayans brothers with the Scary Movie franchise. They really should have gotten the hint when the Shawn and Marlon and the other two writers apparently were like, "Nah, we think we're done with the spoof stuff."

These two guys don't know **** about what's funny and resort to dick and fart jokes with the oh-so-topical pop culture references. Hell, our own Highwind could probably write something funnier using only his ass.

The worst thing about it all is that people will go to see this movie. The dupes who hate Twilight and think this movie will be some affirmation of their hatred; the maladjusted sad people who love Twilight and want to see more pale shirtless glorified male models; and the typical people who don't know better... and it'll make enough money that these hacks will keep on making **** unfunny movies.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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The previews looked amusing that I saw, with dude thowing the chick into a wall and stuff, but I have low expectations, and do not intend to watch it.

[DarkwingChuck]

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At best these movies have a couple actual funny moments all of which are in the trailers. So if you're unfortunate enough to spend money to see the whole thing it's over an hour of "zzzz" and a couple minutes of "heh." You can get better spoofs watching sketch comedy shows and they (usually) have to good sense to only make it a few minutes long.

[Duel]

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It's probably better than AirAvatar: The Last Bender.

[Magus]

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It's probably better than AirAvatar: The Last Bender.

[Caciss]

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http://www.cracked.com/article_17674...ovie-guys.html

[DarkwingChuck]

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How did he know?

[Funk]

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I've said funnier things about Twi-tards than anything I've seen in the previews.

I think I'll pass.

[Gros Minou]

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The spoof-Movies look boring as the real-Movies , Sorry Crunks .