Vampires Suck

[MRevelle83]

... dammit. Well, it looks like the guys who gave us Meet the Spartans and Date Movie are going to release another movie. Making fun of Twilight, of course.

The difference this time? The trailer's been getting POSITIVE FEEDBACK! People actually think this movie looks... funny. Did they learn from past mistakes? Or are people just delusional and trying to justify the theater prices they paid for their other movies?

Personally, I didn't see much improvement. But then again I can't stand most of the popular 'comedies' (cough*anchorman*cough) so maybe I'll be proven wrong.

[Sampson]

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Enough ****ing spoof movies.

[MRevelle83]

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Unfortunately, at this rate we'll never get 'enough' of these movies. I only even bothered to make a topic through pure bile fascination as surprise that people are actually supporting this movie.

Also, Cracked.com saw this coming from a mile away.

(Bad language in link. Just a warning.)
http://www.cracked.com/article_17674...ovie-guys.html

[Big Rick Cook]

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This one's better.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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I saw a trailer for it on myspace only the sound wasn't on, and it looked vaugely amusing, the vampire guy throws the chick into a wall to save her

[Duel]

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Just watch The Expendables or Scott Pilgrim instead.

[Big Rick Cook]

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I saw a trailer for it on myspace only the sound wasn't on, and it looked vaugely amusing, the vampire guy throws the chick into a wall to save her

The same kind of ****'s been happening in these movies since Scary Movie.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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I don't think I'd see this, but I like the idea!

The best part was "NO, Jacob's the best! *SHOVEL*"

[Gros Minou]

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The last goods Vampire's movies I've seen it was Dracula in 1990 .

[Kefka Jr.]

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The stand-in for Robert Pattinson is pretty funny-looking.

[Valkysas]

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that looks ****ing retarded.

[American Hero]

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Hot shots may be the only parody movie I have liked. The ones as of late have been so horrible that I pretty much am enraged by them.

[MRevelle83]

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Hot shots may be the only parody movie I have liked. The ones as of late have been so horrible that I pretty much am enraged by them.

Have you seen Airplane?

They don't make'em like that anymore. Even Hot Shots was subpar compared to it, although HS still ruled. Even moreso now that parodies are reduced to... movies like VS.

[American Hero]

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Yes my above post was horribly wrong. I love Mel Brooks and most Jim Abrahams (not the Scary Movies) movies. I don't know what I was thinking when I posted that.

[MRevelle83]

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Crunk has stolen my topic!

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He can have it. :P