Mac computers are garbage...

[Lord Cohliani]

I want to vomit at the number of weak minded fools that I find wandering around my highschool with Mac Books because they think it makes them cool. After doing an advanced study, I successfully was able to categorize these people into two groups:

*****ES: These stupid average blonde chicks that had their daddies buy them pink MacBooks because they're cooler. Are known for getting frustrated and yelling "Why doesn't this work?! I hate computers!" after which I promptly yell "MAC: IT JUST WORKS!!!". When asked why they prefer mac computers, they tell you to "stop being a jerk and go away".

CHUBBA-WUBBA: These epic fat-asses simultaneously way 300 lbs. and sing Tenor in the school choir. They somehow find themselves to be tech savvy and always bring up technology at the most irrelevant of times, just to make themselves seem cooler. Although they praise Mac computers for their godlike abilities, many of them still have Windows 7 installed on their laptops. When confronted on this subject, they explain that they don't have the money for a MacBook. Whether or not this has to do with the fact that they're overpriced beyond hell is unknown. When asked why Mac's are better, they go off on a spiel about random topics that are slightly related to technology and make a fool out of themselves.

Apple and all of its products successfully suck ***hole through a straw.

EDIT: Congradulations, you auto-moderated the word beotch...

[Perversion]

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Here we go....


I'm contemplating following Cohliani's sig and just locking right now before it gets out of hand.


Also, I believe the word asshole being used to describe a person is a-okay to use here, but using it to describe a bodily orifice might not be kosher. I'm gonna edit it anyway.

[Lord Cohliani]

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Your mother would be proud...

[Adrian Foley]

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I use Macs. What category do I fall into?

[Lord Cohliani]

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I don't even know you...

[Perversion]

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You've gotta love generalizations.

[Adrian Foley]

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I don't even know you...

I think I'd probably fit into category C or D.

C. Art student.

D. Someone whose father has bought nothing but Macs since she was a very young child, so is comfortable with the setup and doesn't really feel like learning something new.

[Lord Cohliani]

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How are Macs better for an art student? For every program on Mac there is the same program and a couple free equivalents on Windows.

[American Hero]

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I prefer Macs, I grew up using Windows my entire life, I've never owned a Mac, but throughout my like I've owned probably 5 computers with Windows. I have had the chance however to use Macs numerous times. I think they are fine machines. If I could afford to buy one I would, but they are just to expensive for me at the moment. I think Macs are much more reliable than PC's, they last longer, run better, and they are idiot proof. So yeah, they take a little bit of learning and getting used to, but I love them.

[Big Country]

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Never used a Mac.

But iPods and iPhones are awesome.

[Valkysas]

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seems cohliani's problem is more with a select group of mac users. he doesnt say anything about the actual computers he's calling garbage.

different people want different things out of their computers. macs are fine.

I don't like them, but that's based on the OS primarily, and the company second. users don't really factor in.

if you decided if you disliked everything based on the most stereotypical users, then you wouldnt like anything.

[162]

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Actually, I kinda like my mac. I had to buy it for school (yes, they said HAD to be a macbook, due to the fact that Final Cut is a mac program and that mac doesn't crash as much....Is the last part true?)

It was actually a going-to-the-city-and-you-are-the-first-in-our-family-to-do-so present from my family.

Sucks that BioShock 2 isn't on mac.

[Perversion]

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How are Macs better for an art student? For every program on Mac there is the same program and a couple free equivalents on Windows.

[Red Dragon]

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Usually these topics become some huge flame OS war. I really hope nobody takes Lord "Obama needs to be assassinated" Cohliani that seriously.

that mac doesn't crash as much....Is the last part true?)

Macs crash just as often as PCs. There is a stereotype the PCs crash really often, but I can only imagine that's because more stupid people are using the PCs that actually crash. From my own experience using both, crashing now-a-days is kinda rare. Some programs might crash, but that doesn't have anything to do with the OS (it might, depending on the program). But the whole system just crashing usually is either user error, such as deleting some system files.

[John Mora]

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We didn't delete that Obama topic, did we? It was a hoooooot.

Here we go.