Westboro Baptist to Protest Dio's Funeral

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Hall of Liberty in the Forest Lawn Cemetery 6300 Forest Lawn Drive WBC to picket this public memorial to remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short. You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) Black Sabbath fame is dead, right? We'll be there! In honor of the event we have a new song "You're going straight to hell on a crazy train". That's right, you can get a hold of that good song in the "audio" and "popular/parody" section on this website. Just because the chances of any of God's elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words. Yes, it is true that Ozzy Osbourne did "accidentally" bite off the head of a bat, but THAT is the least of their sins (little nasties!), they currently do not do that, but they throw raw meat to the audience and encourage violence of EVERY FORM! Here you have the list of admitted sins of this now dead and in hell pervert: 1) He hates his neighbor(s) starting with Ozzy Osbourne 2) He hates God. Pay especial attention to the fact that he changed his original sir name from Padanova to Dio, which means "God" in Italian. 3)Ronnie the simpleton enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing (he got this from his mother which is an incantation to ward off the "evil eye") to the drugs, bloody raw meat and his fellowship with those pentagram necklace wearing freakish band members. Yes, Ronnie James Padanova (NOT DIO) is currently residing in hell. When all those who worship him and his false gods meet him in hell it will be just like this: Isaiah 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts shall be upon every one that is proud and lofty, and upon every one that is lifted up; and he shall be brought low: Isaiah 14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee. Praise God all ye, His people. The Great Day of the Lord draws nigh. AMEN!

I hope people ****ing beat the **** out of them.

[IamPinhead]

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Words are inadequate. Here is my response.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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Hail Satan.

[Hrafn]

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Whoa whoa whoa, hold up; did they say Dio is going to hell on a crazy train? Now, I loves me the Dio, and am sad at his passing. But these whackadoos need to not be giving him mistaken credit for one of Ozzy's best solo offerings. Certainly the Ozzman would be less than thrilled; he got Dio booted from Brutal Legend because of some lingering malevolence between the two. Wonder if he regrets that now, since Dio's time ended up being so short.

So yeah, these people suck. But still not as bad as that way-out group that protests soldier funerals because they claim our military deaths are punishment for tolerating the gays at home. You know, because the correlation between the two was obvious. They're headline-grabbers first and foremost (certainly that "God bless IEDs tagline on their site was only put there to increase their infamy), but presumably some of them are crazy enough to really believe what they're spouting.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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So yeah, these people suck. But still not as bad as that way-out group that protests soldier funerals because they claim our military deaths are punishment for tolerating the gays at home.

I think its the same guys~

[Hrafn]

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Ah. I'm amazed they could craft a whole press release without mentioning the soldiers, then. It would be completely unrelated to Dio's demise, but that's never stopped them before. They're well versed in putting two and two together to get seven.

[Riotsword]

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Well, they are Baptists.

Not saying that's a good excuse, but it might explain the belligerent retarded farce that passes for logic in their lives.

[162]

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Ugh, these ****heads again?

I still say that these guys and the Temple of Scientology are going to have this big cult death match one of these days. (With explosions and giant robots.)

[Stormy]

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These are the people that make religions, and in specific Christianity, look bad by ignoring the whole "Love thy neighbor" and all that. I can't understand how they can have so much hate in their bodies and not explode.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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someone needs to send these people to iraq, let them picket the front lines out in plain view of the insurgents. regardless of what personal views the deceased may of had, cant these people think that perhaps his family and loved ones would like to have the peace they deserve? what a totally ignorant, intolerant, bunch of human filth.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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I bet Dio would think it was cool that bible thumpers are picketing his funeral.

[Alzar]

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they are just trolls

it would be cool if everyone ignored them

or, when one of them dies and theres a big party at their funeral

[Hrafn]

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Well, they are Baptists.

Not saying that's a good excuse, but it might explain the belligerent retarded farce that passes for logic in their lives.

True to some extent. There's plenty of relatively level-headed Baptists, but it is also the most radical Protestant sect. One rarely hears about Methodists blowing up abortion clinics.

[Jamos]

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Boy is it ever unclassy to protest a funeral. I don't care who is backing you or the opposition up, it just isn't something you do. Yet people do it anyway... ****ing assholes.

[IamPinhead]

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the most radical Protestant sect

A denomination is not a sect, Hrafn. Baptism was the first form of Christianity (technically, since that's what original Christians were), before the establishment of the Roman Catholic Church.