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American Hero
05-08-2010, 03:11 PM
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Got this from that one link that one guy posted somewhere on here. It's awesome.
Goufunaki
05-08-2010, 03:27 PM
We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us?

Bah!
Stormy
05-08-2010, 03:53 PM
We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us?

Bah!

Easily the worst line in any movie ever.
The Toecutter
05-08-2010, 06:45 PM
I've been looking forward to this since I had seen the trailer in Planet Terror.
162
05-08-2010, 08:51 PM
Finally, a movie where Danny Trejo is the lead! (At least, one that I know of.)
Cutter De Blanc
05-08-2010, 09:01 PM
This movie looks incredibly stupid and loaded with testosterone.

That being said, Danny Trejo is a badass, and it also looks like a fun movie.

And Cheech as a gun toting priest? Cool.
The Toecutter
05-08-2010, 09:18 PM
And Cheech as a gun toting priest? Cool.

Which is precisely why I'd actually pay the cost of cinema tickets, something I very sparingly do. Smoke out in the car beforehand, sneak some rum and coke into the theatre, and enjoy!

This movie will have everything a man could hope for in a film.
Perversion
05-08-2010, 09:21 PM
Didn't Danny Trejo star in some movie set in a prison?


Oh, wait...has Danny Trejo even BEEN in a movie NOT set in a prison?
Goufunaki
05-08-2010, 09:31 PM
Didn't Danny Trejo star in some movie set in a prison?


Oh, wait...has Danny Trejo even BEEN in a movie NOT set in a prison?

Desperado
Halloween
Bubbleboy

probably more, but I can't think of any movies with him.
The_Real_Crunk
05-08-2010, 10:01 PM
Maaaaaaan, I was so hoping the Machete trailer would get made into a real movie. Also hell yeah Robert Deniro AND Steven Seagal.
The Toecutter
05-08-2010, 10:09 PM
Yup. This is a MAN'S movie.
Cutter De Blanc
05-09-2010, 04:54 AM
I might see it, I think my job owes me a free movie.

I wonder if Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Alba are gonna get it on.
The Toecutter
05-09-2010, 06:19 AM
I would be disappointed and surprised if they didn't, considering the target audience.
162
05-09-2010, 09:15 AM
Yup. This is a MAN'S movie.

.....


Wait, I heard Lohan's not gonna do this. Something about being fired. I dunno, it was on Yahoo! a few days ago. Maybe she came back, I dunno.

But I am totally seeing this movie! (Cheech Marin?! Michelle Rodriguez?! Jessica Alba?! I'm there!)
Perversion
05-09-2010, 11:48 AM
They should have had Javier Bardem in the movie, and he should have killed the rest of the cast with a captive bolt pistol.
Caciss
05-09-2010, 03:27 PM
I love Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, and over the top action movies.

SO I THINK I'LL LIKE THIS
American Hero
05-09-2010, 08:45 PM
Awesome.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/159/machete.png
Duel
05-09-2010, 09:24 PM
I'm seeing this.
IamPinhead
05-09-2010, 11:05 PM
It probably is, I cannot deny that as I've not seen it. But what Daigle (I still don't like calling you that) is saying is true. Any movie with at least two midlevel to marquee male stars in it automatically gets put on top of Pinhead's list. And look at all of 'em in The Departed!


And look at the one with Arnold, Stallone, Statham, etc!! :|
This movie does look awesome though.