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    Got this from that one link that one guy posted somewhere on here. It's awesome.
    Last edited by American Hero; 05-08-2010, 02:13 PM.
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    #2
    Re: Machete

    We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us?

    Bah!
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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      #3
      Re: Machete

      Originally posted by Goufunaki View Post
      We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us?

      Bah!
      Easily the worst line in any movie ever.
      stodi no na ka cenba

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        #4
        Re: Machete

        I've been looking forward to this since I had seen the trailer in Planet Terror.
        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          Re: Machete

          Finally, a movie where Danny Trejo is the lead! (At least, one that I know of.)
          162, representing

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            #6
            Re: Machete

            This movie looks incredibly stupid and loaded with testosterone.

            That being said, Danny Trejo is a badass, and it also looks like a fun movie.

            And Cheech as a gun toting priest? Cool.
            "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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              #7
              Re: Machete

              Originally posted by Cutter De Blanc View Post
              And Cheech as a gun toting priest? Cool.
              Which is precisely why I'd actually pay the cost of cinema tickets, something I very sparingly do. Smoke out in the car beforehand, sneak some rum and coke into the theatre, and enjoy!

              This movie will have everything a man could hope for in a film.
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: Machete

                Didn't Danny Trejo star in some movie set in a prison?


                Oh, wait...has Danny Trejo even BEEN in a movie NOT set in a prison?

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by Perversion View Post
                  Didn't Danny Trejo star in some movie set in a prison?


                  Oh, wait...has Danny Trejo even BEEN in a movie NOT set in a prison?
                  Desperado
                  Halloween
                  Bubbleboy

                  probably more, but I can't think of any movies with him.
                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                    #10
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                    Maaaaaaan, I was so hoping the Machete trailer would get made into a real movie. Also hell yeah Robert Deniro AND Steven Seagal.

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                      #11
                      Re: Machete

                      Yup. This is a MAN'S movie.
                      The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                        #12
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                        I might see it, I think my job owes me a free movie.

                        I wonder if Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Alba are gonna get it on.
                        Last edited by Cutter De Blanc; 05-09-2010, 03:58 AM.
                        "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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                          #13
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                          I would be disappointed and surprised if they didn't, considering the target audience.
                          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by The Toecutter View Post
                            Yup. This is a MAN'S movie.
                            .....


                            Wait, I heard Lohan's not gonna do this. Something about being fired. I dunno, it was on Yahoo! a few days ago. Maybe she came back, I dunno.

                            But I am totally seeing this movie! (Cheech Marin?! Michelle Rodriguez?! Jessica Alba?! I'm there!)
                            162, representing

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                              #15
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                              They should have had Javier Bardem in the movie, and he should have killed the rest of the cast with a captive bolt pistol.

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