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    Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

    So apparently they want people to have virtual sex with their online friends and have virtual kids.

    http://kotaku.com/5515511/fable-iii-...x-live-friends

    Why???


    "I'm getting an abortion!"

    *reloads save file before getting pregnant*
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki


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    Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

    Aren't there Korean MMOs that already do stuff like this? Like Jade Dynasty has a pretty robust relationship system.
    "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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      #3
      Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

      He's also getting rid of the health bar, exp bar, and menu.

      And you have to craft your weapon.
      ...and that's why.

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        #4
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        So who here is going to get it on?

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          #5
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          I will do every single one of you.
          "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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            #6
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            Yaaaaaaaay intercourse! *Runs out to buy a 360*



            Don't copy that floppy!

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              #7
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              Oh, gee, now people who can't get it on IRL don't have to fantasize because Fable III can do for them what they can't do.

              In other news, the next GTA is bringing back its old sex minigame.

              Hah, yeah right.

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                #8
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                I don't even want to know how project natal factors into this.
                I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                  #9
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                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                    #10
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                    Don't copy that floppy!

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                      #11
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                      I remember playing co-op on Fable II and absolutely hating it.
                      Screenshot Let's Plays

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                        #12
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                        On a serious note Fable keeps pushing the bar but for whatever reason the media completely ignores it in favor of blue alien sex in Mass Effect and blocky penis in Grand Theft Auto. I guess Mass Effect can't be made fun of anymore because everyone on the planet was turned on by blue alien sex in Avatar.

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                          #13
                          Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

                          I bet this will all be just as doofy and unsexy as the "sex" in Fable I&II.

                          *cue the endless annoying cockney accents*
                          Eat Smello.

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                            #14
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                            It's not likely to be graphic anyway, because that would certainly push it into AO.
                            Octagon Games
                            Games by orius


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                              #15
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                              I just hope they can gets a good coop mode this time around. But yeah I'm definitely gonna buy it even if they don't.
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