Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

[Goufunaki]

So apparently they want people to have virtual sex with their online friends and have virtual kids.

http://kotaku.com/5515511/fable-iii-...x-live-friends

Why???


"I'm getting an abortion!"
*reloads save file before getting pregnant*

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

Aren't there Korean MMOs that already do stuff like this? Like Jade Dynasty has a pretty robust relationship system.

[Denmo]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

He's also getting rid of the health bar, exp bar, and menu.

And you have to craft your weapon.

[Vonwert]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

So who here is going to get it on?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

I will do every single one of you.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

Yaaaaaaaay intercourse! *Runs out to buy a 360*

[LunarWingCloud]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

Oh, gee, now people who can't get it on IRL don't have to fantasize because Fable III can do for them what they can't do.

In other news, the next GTA is bringing back its old sex minigame.

Hah, yeah right.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

I don't even want to know how project natal factors into this.

[Goufunaki]

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[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

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[Duel]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

I remember playing co-op on Fable II and absolutely hating it.

[marcus]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

On a serious note Fable keeps pushing the bar but for whatever reason the media completely ignores it in favor of blue alien sex in Mass Effect and blocky penis in Grand Theft Auto. I guess Mass Effect can't be made fun of anymore because everyone on the planet was turned on by blue alien sex in Avatar.

[Nixon]

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I bet this will all be just as doofy and unsexy as the "sex" in Fable I&II.

*cue the endless annoying cockney accents*

[orius]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

It's not likely to be graphic anyway, because that would certainly push it into AO.

[American Hero]

Re: Fable III: Hey, let's ****!

I just hope they can gets a good coop mode this time around. But yeah I'm definitely gonna buy it even if they don't.