Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

[Czechs Mex]

Long personal debate with Marcus to follow.

After much deliberation, your birthday anagram is:

Sans mop.









Your birthday anagram is NOT:

1) mo' snaps!

2) Pass, mon!


2) Nos spam

[IamPinhead]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

His birthday is great for one particular industry, so long as we buy him a gift out of necessity

Happy birthday Sampson, Jesus loves you.

[Perversion]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

According to Sampson's own user title (heh), would not this product be more appropriate?




It looks as if Czechs pulled a Valk by having two number 2s.



And happy birthday, Sampson. Even though you proclaim yourself to be a douche wizard, I still think you're an alright guy. And probably still a douche initiate. Try to work your way up to douche mage first...going right for the wizard level is pushing it a bit.

[marcus]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

Why do human beings celebrate another year closer to their deaths? It's pointless! Birthdays are a burden to the growth of the economy. The hundreds of thousands of people employed to craft cards, bake cakes, and make candles have no value to society and should find jobs doing something else meaningful. Now that you're 21 you can truly contribute to the economy by buying booze.

Classified video detailing the slaughter of a 16-year old girl while driving the Ferrari her father had bought her. When questioned, FBI agents responded that she "Was an endangerment to society. One thousand San Diego pedestrians were saved this day." Xian-Li Si will be missed.

[Stormy]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

I think you are taking the grudge a little far marcus. You should leave the arguments in the threads they belong in.

Happy Birthday Sampson.

[Perversion]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

Only caught a bit of the other thread(s), but I THINK marcus' post was a parody, in line with this topic's title, and Czechs' comment in the first line of his post.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

Summer's eve is a good brand and I like it

[Wavelength]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

Haha, this topic title reminds me of an awful birthday card I once got from my broker which said "Our records indicate that today's your Birthday... ...May the market rise to the occasion." Gah.

Anyway, Sampson, hope you had a great birthday! Enjoy being 21... make sure to hit all those little privileges that come with the age, in addition to the obvious ones.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

enjoy the day.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

My friends and I went out for drinks last night to celebrate

[Sampson]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

I had roughly 30 drinks in the span of two hours. Fun.

[Alzar]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

cool story bro

[The Toecutter]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

Did you snort any white powders off of a hooker's buttocks?

[Sampson]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

Off a hooker's buttocks? No.

[Shard]

Re: Sampson's birthday is great for the economy

I picture her as a free market dominatrix reading Thomas Malthus' population theories aloud while forcing Sampson to fill out the census beneath her stilettoed heel.

Hope you had a regulation-free birthday!