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Ist thou really including ye King James version? Thou art mad.
But then again, that other version isn't exactly gradeschool reading level, either. I wonder how they'll pronounce some of the names in the Bible?
"What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."
Almost as fun as my own sermons at work, which I call Pizzavangelizing:
"And the pizza lord said unto me 'thou shalt cut thine mediums into 8 slices and thine larges into 12.' 8 and 12 shall be the numbers of slices for the medium and large respectively, lest the pizza lord smite thee with his everlasting stench of cooking oil! And thou MUST spray the pan thoroughly with food release and ensure that it shall not stick, lest the pizza lord smite yee and keep you INSIDE the great delivery outlet in the sky!"
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