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    I think my life is complete now

    I'm sure my fellow pavilionnites have heard already, but I think I have reached spiritual nirvana and can ascend to a higher plane of existence now. It will contain the greatest cast for an action movie ever. The only way for this to be better if Matthew Macconaughey reverted to his Reign of Fire role and Bruce Lee came back to life in his prime to star in it. The Departed and Sin City had casts for which a director would kill baby seals to get. But this movie has a cast I am going to sacrifice small children to maintain.
    http://www.theexpendablesmovie.net/
    This movie will either be the greatest thing in the history of ever, or make me want to rip out the Stallone's eyeballs and go on a rampage of arson and (most likely) PCP fueled rage.
    What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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    Re: I think my life is complete now

    The Departed and Sin City had casts for which a director would kill baby seals to get.
    A big fan of Mark Wahlberg and Michael Madsen, are you?

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      #3
      Re: I think my life is complete now

      I'm wearing my Boogie Nights shirt as I type this!



      As for the cast of this movie...I guess if I wanted to see copious amounts of testosterone spurting from bulging biceps for 2 hours and a dearth of acting ability....I STILL wouldn't see this movie.

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        Re: I think my life is complete now

        Originally posted by John Mora View Post
        A big fan of Mark Wahlberg and Michael Madsen, are you?
        Mark Wahlberg is my buddy.
        What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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          Re: I think my life is complete now

          Originally posted by Perversion View Post
          I'm wearing my Boogie Nights shirt as I type this!



          As for the cast of this movie...I guess if I wanted to see copious amounts of testosterone spurting from bulging biceps for 2 hours and a dearth of acting ability....I STILL wouldn't see this movie.
          Explosions, explosions, blood, decapitation, explosions explosion. Gratuituous violence exploded the blood of the dismemberment and then walked down the badass corner and bought an automatic bazooka/shotgun from the death store.
          If you didn't understand that, you have no place in my heart Perversion.
          What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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            #6
            Re: I think my life is complete now

            Tough guy macho posturing.



            *yawn*

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              #7
              Re: I think my life is complete now

              Originally posted by Perversion View Post
              Tough guy macho posturing.



              *yawn*
              I'm sorry?
              What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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                #8
                Re: I think my life is complete now

                I'm seeing it.


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                  #9
                  Re: I think my life is complete now

                  OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

                  I don't think I will be able to handle waiting on this one!
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                    #10
                    Re: I think my life is complete now

                    Originally posted by Perversion View Post
                    Tough guy macho posturing.



                    *yawn*
                    what's the watermelon somersault thing?

                    that.

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                      #11
                      Re: I think my life is complete now

                      This is a weird cast.
                      Screenshot Let's Plays

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                        #12
                        Re: I think my life is complete now

                        Originally posted by highwind View Post
                        what's the watermelon somersault thing?

                        that.

                        Be that as it may, I got my first rep from Mora in probably over a year for that post.



                        AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING!

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                          #13
                          Re: I think my life is complete now

                          Yeah but tell them what that rep comment said.

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