5 word story

[Cutter De Blanc]

So the rules are you post only five words and add to the story and it will be fun and cool and great and everybody will have great fun.

STARTS NOW

One morning when I awoke,

[Adrian Foley]

"I died from heart attack."

[Big Rick Cook]

Surprisingly, I stood back up.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Laughing at death's attempt, I

[Perversion]

Cooked eggs in the kitchen.

[Jamos]

Then noticed my hunger for

[Eschaton Orochi]

for a delicious human sandwich.

[Ryner]

But not just any human.

[Red Dragon]

The Mora kind of human.

[John Mora]

This is dumb. The End.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Said my neighbor, then he

[Czechs Mex]

peed in John Mora's mouth.

[Ryner]

Surprisingly, Mora kinda liked it.

[Red Dragon]

And that is when I

[Fushigi na Renamon]

took a flying leap off

[Duel]

Aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa

[Cutter De Blanc]

Sorry, just remembered the fall

[Fushigi na Renamon]

I landed on my face. :(

[Adrian Foley]

It looks much better now.

[Goufunaki]

My mother didn't recognize me.

[Adrian Foley]

She tried "picking me up".

[Goufunaki]

That's the power of love. :sexy

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[Fushigi na Renamon]

She hit me with a

[Adrian Foley]

frying pan and took my

[Red Dragon]

GPS, with the coordinates to

[Fushigi na Renamon]

the hidden treasure of Bluargh

[Denmo]

I never felt so lame.

[Goufunaki]

So I just shot her.

[Denmo]

And then he showed up.

[Czechs Mex]

John Mora, mouth wide open.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Quivering, he gazed longingly at

[Denmo]

my copy of Limited Edition:

[Goufunaki]

Yogurt. But then Valk enters...

[Red Dragon]

and transforms into the Mega

[Adrian Foley]

Man. Wait... that isn't right.

[The_Real_Crunk]

CWMSF60vtpk

[Duel]

GET TO DA CHOPPA

[Cutter De Blanc]

Mora cried to Mega Valk

[Goufunaki]

But Mega Valk turned and

[Red Dragon]

**** you, and kicked him

[Cutter De Blanc]

transforming John Mora into the

[Red Dragon]

Incredible Grump, which cried all

[Duel]

IMMA COP YOU IDIOT!

[Denmo]

Interrupted Will Smith, who proceeded

[Czechs Mex]

to pee in Mora's mouth.

[Jamos]

Which he gargled happily before

[Cutter De Blanc]

letting the cool syrupy tasting

[Red Dragon]

Cannibal eat his toes, slowly.

[Ryner]

And that's when his pants

[Denmo]

Spontaneously combusted, causing onlookers to

[Red Dragon]

to wish they had flaming

[Cutter De Blanc]

pants of a similar quality

[Denmo]

So, Mora started a business.

(oh god i'm so making this into a comic)

[Adrian Foley]

He tried selling panties, but

[Czechs Mex]

he didn't know any women.

[Adrian Foley]

... But he did know men!

[Red Dragon]

The flaming kind of men.

[Ryner]

Also Japanese men. And some

[Jamos]

giant ape men with golden

[Duel]

IM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

[Ryner]

"Boy Duel is really annoying."

[Czechs Mex]

said Duel's mom, before adopting

[Duel]

ITS NOT A TUMAH

[Cutter De Blanc]

as her new slogan for

[Red Dragon]

Duel using only four words.

[Jamos]

Which were his dying words.

[Red Dragon]

It's all been done before

[Eschaton Orochi]

the cake was a lie.

[Shard]

Treadmill for sale: never used.

[Eschaton Orochi]

But someone touched it softly.

[Cutter De Blanc]

and sat on the buttons

[Adrian Foley]

Only used as coat rack!

[Red Dragon]

Said the man in the

[Duel]

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.androids.us/wp-content/images/vegeta01.gif

[Jamos]

Said the man in the
rocket powered green flamingo costume.

[LunarWingCloud]

"I'll have your head", said

[Cutter De Blanc]

John Mayer, who clearly wasn't

http://roomp3.com/img_ar/207.jpg

[Eschaton Orochi]

straight, but we killed ourselves.

[LunarWingCloud]

He won the battle but

[Cutter De Blanc]

even Sephiroth wouldn't have withstood

[Jamos]

the paper cut that took

[Cutter De Blanc]

twenty strong men just to

[LunarWingCloud]

fuel the candy model Batmobile.

[IamPinhead]

fuel the candy model Batmobile.

which drove Alfred Hitchcock from

[Sivart]

his floating cottage under the

[Cutter De Blanc]

cloud cover of Jupiter, where

[Red Dragon]

Foghorn Leghorn picked the large

[LunarWingCloud]

teakettles and kitten marshmallow manakins.

[Cutter De Blanc]

On the other side of

[Sivart]

the delicious ice cream mountains

[Cutter De Blanc]

our reluctant hero, John Mora

[Red Dragon]

decided to blog about the

[Maijo]

latest version of his Penis

[Cutter De Blanc]

which he'd bought discount at

[Adrian Foley]

His local damaged goods warehouse.

[Cutter De Blanc]

They make finely damaged goods

[Eschaton Orochi]

that are damaged quite severely.

[LunarWingCloud]

I bought a sarcasm detector

(I hope you get this joke, John sort of made it up when I posted with him one day)

[Cutter De Blanc]

that was broken. Some dude

[Jamos]

destroyed it with giant scissors.

[Hrafn]

Which I trumped with rock.

[LunarWingCloud]

Then John Mora decided that

[Red Dragon]

Paper was best, however he

[Pagerron]

could only find card stock.

[Hrafn]

And then they all died.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Except for me, because I

[Hrafn]

put my tray table up

[Cutter De Blanc]

and pulled my pants down

[LunarWingCloud]

and distracted the guards with

[Zeroth]

his amazingly sculpted buttcheeks, but

[Eschaton Orochi]

Catastrophe befell upon the guards.

[Hrafn]

Despite the grammatical contradictions therein.

[Eschaton Orochi]

Then English was changed to...

[Hrafn]

Engrish. Me rove you rong time!

[Cutter De Blanc]

I took a deep bracelet

[Eschaton Orochi]

And strangled myself with it.

[captain falcon]

and partied like dave karadine.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Until suddenly, and without warning

[Eschaton Orochi]

The alarms went bleeping hard.

[Cutter De Blanc]

and the lights started flashing

[Eschaton Orochi]

and some terrible disco played.

[LunarWingCloud]

It was a rave party!

[Cutter De Blanc]

John Mora handed me extacy

[Eschaton Orochi]

that he was addicted to.

[LunarWingCloud]

Everyone got hooked but Valkysas,

[Cutter De Blanc]

who said, "Drugs are bad!"

[Hrafn]

while banging McGruff, crime dog.

[Eschaton Orochi]

who was slipped some drugs...

[IamPinhead]

by a man named Benitorocutioraoulios

[Eschaton Orochi]

by a man named Benitorocutioraoulios

But his name broke space.

[Duel]

PUT DAT COOKIE DYOWN

[Cutter De Blanc]

But Benitorocutioraoulios ate it anyway.

[Duel]

But then superman flew by

[The Toecutter]

accompanied by the She-Hulk

[Duel]

and they fought king kong

[Red Dragon]

But not before John Mora

[The Toecutter]

proceeded to stroke her giant

[Pagerron]

who had been crying because

[Cutter De Blanc]

we ruined a perfectly good

[The Toecutter]

opportunity to discuss She Hulk's

[Duel]

team up with Superman it

[Cutter De Blanc]

was such that the bed

[The Toecutter]

had her laying naked demonstrating

[Rodak]

her famous ping-pong ball trick

[The Toecutter]

while begging Superman to rub

[Duel]

but then the Flash joined

[The Toecutter]

and decided a threesome would

[Rodak]

Violate the Terms of Service

[Duel]

Superman went on the Pav

[Rodak]

because he heard they had

[IamPinhead]

never seen something so unspeakable

[Duel]

so hilariously humiliating that he

[LunarWingCloud]

watched all of Girls Bravo.

[Rodak]

Then wondered why he felt

[LunarWingCloud]

a sensation deep within him

[Duel]

Suddenly Flash grabbed Wonder Woman

[Pagerron]

who had fallen unconscious mysteriously

[Duel]

But then a T1000 appeared

[LunarWingCloud]

And said "gimme yo mudkipz".

[Rodak]

"She's MY Mudkipz!!" Flash replied

[Cutter De Blanc]

The T1000 fired a huge

[LunarWingCloud]

can of refreshing Pepsi at

[Pagerron]

, a newer version of Pepsi,

[Cutter De Blanc]

from the future, capable of

[Rodak]

doubling as a condom for

[Duel]

the highly renowned Justice League

[Pagerron]

, towards the tree frog collection.

[LunarWingCloud]

Tree frogs were like "aw,

[Rodak]

The Justice League's Pepsi Condom

[IamPinhead]

The Justice League's Pepsi Condom
being unable to halt Godzilla's

[Cutter De Blanc]

raging libido, was instead used

[Rodak]

the proverbial "New Generation" of

[Deeth Irteen]

John Mora's "**** Block" Cola

[Jamos]

which killed millions of mutated

[Rodak]

Merrily Mating Mooing Mudkipz which

[Jamos]

bathe at Battery Acid Pond.

[LunarWingCloud]

But then there was a

[Pagerron]

typhoon of lollipop kids' saliva

[Cutter De Blanc]

and all the mudkip corpses

[Rodak]

were coated in sugary saliva

[Deeth Irteen]

Suddenly Justin Bieber came out

[Cutter De Blanc]

and started dancing the Macarena

[Duel]

which fused the five shards

[Cutter De Blanc]

of John Mora's broken heart

[Pagerron]

-shaped piece of Neptunian calcite

[LunarWingCloud]

which was very shiny and

[Cutter De Blanc]

blue with swirls that resembled

[Rodak]

the pus that oozes from

[Wavelength]

the band "Four Whammy Night"

http://www.xanfan.com/pressyourluck/WHAMMY16.JPG

[Pagerron]

's headcrust. The fuse now complete,

[Deeth Irteen]

Chuck ****** kicked some ass!


EDIT: Uhh, why is Chuck's last name filtered?

[Pagerron]

cots, from Ken's outfit. Therefore,

[Deeth Irteen]

I keep ****ing it up!:lol

[Pagerron]

" screamed an angry pixie, whose

[Deeth Irteen]

pet monkey killed Justin Bieber

[Cutter De Blanc]

with it's machine gun. Then

[Rodak]

defiled the corpse with its'

[Cutter De Blanc]

rendition of "Weekend at Bernie's"

[Pagerron]

, a bootlegged cartoon rendition featuring

[Rodak]

Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and

[Bon]

Elmer Fudd. Once the madness

[Cutter De Blanc]

really started to pick up

[Bon]

, everyone gathered with many weapons

[Rodak]

and castrated all of the

[Bon]

enemies who dare to rebel

[Deeth Irteen]

A revived undead Justin Bieber

[Pagerron]

gathered those enemies to sing

[Cutter De Blanc]

"We Are The World" while

ne7fPpxAnuM

[Pagerron]

holding ostriches. As their melodious

[LunarWingCloud]

awesomeness came to an end...

[Bon]

Lord Zedd suddenly appeared, and

[Cutter De Blanc]

exclaimed, "MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!!!"

[Pagerron]

with putrid breath. Amazingly, No

[LunarWingCloud]

John Moras were harmed in

[Jamos]

the Jamos Battle Dome. However

[Pagerron]

there was the incident where

[LunarWingCloud]

one Cloud_765 had been slain

[Rodak]

by the comedic antics of

[Pagerron]

The Chartruse Anvil, a famed

[LunarWingCloud]

cartoon monster that wielded powerful

[Cutter De Blanc]

communist abilities and commanded large

[Pagerron]

yet inadequate hitchhiker's thumbs, which

[LunarWingCloud]

could also be used to

[Cutter De Blanc]

defend himself from attacks by

[Rodak]

The Evil Buttbats From Venus

[simple man]

That shoot nuclear turd's of death into.

[Cutter De Blanc]

his unnecessarily large army of

[The Toecutter]

dirty hippies who WERE RIGHT

[Eschaton Orochi]

who listened to FLAAAAAASH DELIRIUM!

[Rodak]

and who were too busy

[xCifer666x]

to clean themselves with soap

[LunarWingCloud]

bars shaped like the Fonz.

[Eschaton Orochi]

They danced to MGMT all

[Jamos]

of two seconds before Big

[Bon]

Boss came with the calvary

[xCifer666x]

of guinea pig ninja assassins

[Pagerron]

hailing from the Forest of

[Red Dragon]

Trees. That they listened to

[Cutter De Blanc]

weird german techno didn't seem

[Rodak]

wise because it made trees

[LunarWingCloud]

dance. These trees were already

[Rodak]

tired, and dancing made them

[Pagerron]

feel even deep rooted anguish.

[Bon]

"Make this suffering stop!" cried

[Red Dragon]

Marty, the gay tree. He

[Bon]

called upon the powers of

[Red Dragon]

Greyskull, turning him into the

[Pagerron]

oncoming traffic, but quick as

[Cutter De Blanc]

a kitten can wink, it

[Rodak]

ran him over and killed