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    GLENEAGLES, Scotland --President Bush collided with a local police officer and fell during a bike ride on the grounds of the Gleneagles golf resort while attending a meeting of world leaders Wednesday.

    Bush suffered "mild to moderate" scrapes on his hands and arms that required bandages by the White House physician, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. The accident occurred on asphalt, McClellan said. It was raining lightly at the time, and Bush was wearing a helmet.

    Police said the officer suffered a "very minor" ankle injury.

    The officer was on a security detail. He is a member of the police department of Strathclyde, a nearby town, McClellan said.

    The president talked with the officer to make sure he was all right, and also asked White House physician Richard Tubb to monitor the officer's condition at the hospital.

    The presidential bike suffered some damage, McClellan said, so Bush rode back to the hotel in a Secret Service vehicle.

    The fall did not affect the president's schedule. Dressed in a tuxedo, he attended a dinner hosted by Queen Elizabeth at the annual Group of Eight economic summit. He showed no signs of distress.

    A year ago, Bush was cut and bruised when he sailed over the handlebars while riding a mountain bike at his Texas ranch.

    In 2003, he tried out a Segway, the standup, motorized scooter at the family's seaside estate in Maine. It went down on his first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again and cruised around the driveway with his father.


    Man...I wish I had a presidential bike. Do they have little gnomes and fairies that make it or something? I mean, it sounds like its made of very special materials for it to be "presidential".

    Maybe the bones of presidents past.

    #2
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    what kind of "very minor" ankle injury warrants a trip to the hospital? bush probably snapped his foot off, thats what I think.



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      #3
      Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

      "Huffy One is down!"

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        #4
        Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

        Can Bush go a year without having a bike crash... seriously...

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          #5
          Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

          Can he go a day without someone having to tie his shoes?

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            #6
            Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

            ...Good point...

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              #7
              Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

              He gets in bike crashes so often because he's so X-TREME!
              "Develop your skills wisely...
              youth doesn't last forever" - Rockman Dash 2

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                #8
                Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

                Is it still considered drunk driving if you're on a bike?
                Last edited by Nixon; 07-06-2005, 08:35 PM.
                Eat Smello.

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                  #9
                  Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

                  A guy I knew in Ohio got arrested for riding his bike while intoxicated, so... yeah, I suppose it is.
                  "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                    #10
                    Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

                    Bush manages to topple a segway, so why should this come as any surprise?
                    The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                      #11
                      Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

                      Originally posted by Big Rick Cook
                      A guy I knew in Ohio got arrested for riding his bike while intoxicated, so... yeah, I suppose it is.
                      I saw on the news a story about a man being charged with riding a horse while being intoxicated...hehe.

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                        #12
                        Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

                        Archer is right.

                        Bush truly is XTREME!!!

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                          #13
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                          Usually they don't arrest you unless the HORSE is drunk, though.

                          Yet again, here is my impression of GWB:

                          "In the name of national security and our credibility abroad, I have decided to stop using Hooked on Phonics. It didn't work for me."

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                            #14
                            Re: "The presidential bike suffered some damage..."

                            I do this all the time. I remember one time toppling over, and getting my arm caught in the spokes, as the bike pulled me forward.

                            Then that one time I ran neck-first into a horizontally strung parking lot chain.



                            But yeah. Let's make fun of the president.

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                              #15
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                              Hee hee, silly mr. Bush.
                              "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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