Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

[Funk]

On TV. RIGHT. NOW.

He has come out of his cave full of money and full of naked women to most likely make a "heart-felt" speech.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

All of my status updates on Facebook said that it was stupid.

What'd he SAY?

[Funk]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

"I'M SORRY!"-Tiger Woods

[Kire]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Nike has replaced Tiger's balls so that they now produce Gatorade instead of semen.

[Wavelength]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Didn't get the chance to see it today but I'm sure they'll replay parts of it on the sports analysis shows this afternoon.

I say give the guy a break. He did something in his personal life (and admittedly it was heinous); as such, he doesn't owe us an apology. Just his wife, his family, and all the other women he played.

[Alzar]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

i say don't give the guy a break, because i'm a generic republican asshole who judges everyone

[John Mora]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Why does Tiger Woods feel the need to make a public apology? He certainly didn't cheat on me.

[orius]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Why does Tiger Woods feel the need to make a public apology?

And he's not a politician.

[Perversion]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Didn't get the chance to see it today but I'm sure they'll replay parts of it on the sports analysis shows this afternoon.

I say give the guy a break. He did something in his personal life (and admittedly it was heinous); as such, he doesn't owe us an apology. Just his wife, his family, and all the other women he played.

I'm not sure what he even did. He had sex with some women who were not his wife? How is that heinous?

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

People who are appalled by what Tiger did must have an amazingly rose-tinted view of the world. A major athlete or celebrity cheated on his trophy wife? Shocking!

But yeah, who cares, he doesn't owes us an apology, blah blah blah

[Denmo]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

It was a typical rehearsed and staged apology behind closed gates with select media representatives and only his family and friends there. He gave what people wanted to hear in order to save face.

in the end though, nobody cares.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

TIGER WODS WAS MY HERO MY DREAM HAVE BEEN SHATTERED

[Adrian Foley]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Did anyone else notice he looks quite a bit fatter than usual?

[John Mora]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

That happens when you get older and get caught up in a public ****storm because you happened to have sex with someone that wasn't your wife.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Tiger Woods SPEAKS.

Makes you sit around and eat alot of Chunky Monkey while watching Entertainment Tonight and crying.