Things that TV taught me

[Kire]

bludgeonings are generally very messy.

having a light beard makes you the smart grizzled veteran.

we are coddling our kids waaaaay too much these days (Dora, etc.).

[Toaster]

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My bien!

[Red Dragon]

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Obama is an unamerican socialist that will try and turn America into Swisterland.

[Kire]

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The king of a village (usually named Randy) will make you a 6 foot party sub when you try to save his village, even if unsuccessful.

Car doors are bulletproof and are always and excellent source of cover in a shootout.

[American Hero]

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People die instantly when punched in the face.

[Shard]

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You can jump out of any moving vehicle so long as you have a gun in your hand.

All animals are secretly as smart as humans.

[Perversion]

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People die instantly when punched in the face.

Don't know about ALL THAT, but if the plot demands a character be unconscious for any period of time, a few punches to the face will always get the job done, and a slap or a splash of water will always revive said person.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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Millions of dollars in property damages are okay, if it's in the interest of stopping bad guys.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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Getting shot anywhere on the body causes you to instantly slump to the ground and die unless you need to give a sappy speech to friends and loved ones.

[BlueSenshi]

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Toasters are bread catapults in disguise.

[Biggie]

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Poeple play videogames like retards on crack.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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Samuel L. Jackson is the most badass man on earth.

[Shadow Rider]

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I should listen to other people's laughter to determine if something is funny. If a large group of people watching my every move aren't laughing, then it's obviously not funny.

[The Toecutter]

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Working class people making $25,000/year can afford to live in $250,000 homes and enjoy accomodations similar to those enjoyed by the upper middle class.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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Poor ugly people don't really exist.


...unless they're evil. You can tell if someone's evil cuz they'll be ugly.