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    Things that TV taught me

    bludgeonings are generally very messy.

    having a light beard makes you the smart grizzled veteran.

    we are coddling our kids waaaaay too much these days (Dora, etc.).

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    My bien!

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      #3
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      Obama is an unamerican socialist that will try and turn America into Swisterland.
      Last edited by Red Dragon; 02-18-2010, 05:41 PM.

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        The king of a village (usually named Randy) will make you a 6 foot party sub when you try to save his village, even if unsuccessful.

        Car doors are bulletproof and are always and excellent source of cover in a shootout.
        Last edited by Kire; 02-18-2010, 06:03 PM.

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          People die instantly when punched in the face.
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            #6
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            You can jump out of any moving vehicle so long as you have a gun in your hand.

            All animals are secretly as smart as humans.
            So you're a fish out of water...
            Keep swimming.
            What else can you do?

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              #7
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              Originally posted by American Hero View Post
              People die instantly when punched in the face.

              Don't know about ALL THAT, but if the plot demands a character be unconscious for any period of time, a few punches to the face will always get the job done, and a slap or a splash of water will always revive said person.

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                Millions of dollars in property damages are okay, if it's in the interest of stopping bad guys.
                "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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                  #9
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                  Getting shot anywhere on the body causes you to instantly slump to the ground and die unless you need to give a sappy speech to friends and loved ones.

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                    #10
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                    Toasters are bread catapults in disguise.
                    What little I have you can borrow, 'cause I'm old...
                    and I'm blue...

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                      #11
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                      Poeple play videogames like retards on crack.

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                        #12
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                        Samuel L. Jackson is the most badass man on earth.
                        "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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                          #13
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                          I should listen to other people's laughter to determine if something is funny. If a large group of people watching my every move aren't laughing, then it's obviously not funny.
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                            Working class people making $25,000/year can afford to live in $250,000 homes and enjoy accomodations similar to those enjoyed by the upper middle class.
                            The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                              #15
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                              Poor ugly people don't really exist.


                              ...unless they're evil. You can tell if someone's evil cuz they'll be ugly.
                              Last edited by Cutter De Blanc; 02-19-2010, 08:29 PM.
                              "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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