Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe"

[jvrlopez]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8474735/

...in regards to the Deep Impact probe.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe"

[Magus]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

MORGAN FREEMAN 4 PREZ

[Kire]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

http://www.wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/lo...rk/nwatone.wav

[josh]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe



This seems like a good time to bring up my lawsuit against Borders. Their display of the Velvet Underground Box Set that I can't afford has brought me severe mental anguish and I'm asking for the entire world to pay for my damages. Sure, ruling all of earth may ease the pain a little, but only time can heal my wounds...

[OmegaD3k]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

I already have a lawsuit prepared for the first man landing on Mars, for the exact same reasons as stated in the title...

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

The aliens living there would stop us before we actually get a human on its surface.

Havent sci-fi movie taught you anything!

[Caciss]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

No. Because no one watches them anymore, 'cept Emo Star Wars.

DAMN THIS GENERATION!

[josh]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

I saw Mission To Mars, I know how to handle this. We just need to encode a DNA chain of Jerry O'Connell's dream woman into a sequence of music notes corresponding to the DNA and then play the song to a gigantic face on the surface of Mars.
The plan is FLAWLESS.

[Caciss]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

Now all we need is funding!

[Loki]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe"

Velvet Underground Box Set

First Blankets and now the Velvet Underground?! You've got great taste for a man who doesn't capitalize your name, josh.

[The Toecutter]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

This astrologer reminds me of that hippie chick in the movie Mars Attacks. You know the one that perched herself up on the hood of her Mercedes roadster Indian style, and pulled out that shiny prism?

Yeah, what a fruitcake...

[josh]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe"

First Blankets and now the Velvet Underground?! You've got great taste for a man who doesn't capitalize your name, josh.

Hahaha, thanks.

[archerarmored]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

[Riotsword]

Re: Astrologer sues NASA for "[ruining] the natural balance of forces in the universe

^^^^"You been hittin' the booze again!"