The fine line between cheating and not

[Leish]

Mouth to mouth, ugly to ugly, yes, we all know that's cheating. But where's the fine line between cheating and not cheating?

Is Eskimo kissing cheating?
Dry humping?
What if it was for science?
What if it's in another country?
Or in outer space somewhere?
What if it was with an alien?
Or an animal?
Is having sex with a koala bear considered cheating?
What about fish?
Small mouth bass? =(
What about coral reef? Is that the...great barrier?

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

[stick]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

what if its a stuffed animal?
what if no liquids are exchanged?

A good friend of mine once said,
"Dry humping is not cheating. I do that to homeless people all the time, in exchange for handfulls of fiddle-faddle."

I think there are lines we can draw.
All over the place.
With crayons.



[Any subject is garbage if you've nothing interesting to say.]

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Animals don't have souls, so it doesn't count.

[Funk]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

It's never been proven that humans have souls. Plus, they're technically animals.

[DK]

It's not cheating with an alien, cause everyone knows that's the new American dream and that supersedes puny human relationships.

[Alex]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Whatever makes the other uncomfortable.

[Toaster]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Cheating is whenever you do something with another that you wouldn't want your partner to know about. Whether that's dry humping, or frequently going to lunch with a female co-worker.

This obviously doesn't include every little thing like not telling your partner that you lost $1,000 at the Casino when you told her you were spending the night at the office working on a project. It depends on the context, of course.

[Duel]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

I cheated on a test once.

[Sampson]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Cheating is whenever you do something with another that you wouldn't want your partner to know about. Whether that's dry humping, or frequently going to lunch with a female co-worker.

This obviously doesn't include every little thing like not telling your partner that you lost $1,000 at the Casino when you told her you were spending the night at the office working on a project. It depends on the context, of course.

What about people who have crazy, over-reacting, jealous partners?

You might then go out to lunch with a female co-worker and have no intention of having anything other than a platonic interaction, yet, still hide this fact from your gf because she'd flip if she found out.

[Toaster]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

It all depends on the context, Samson. You know what I meant by my definition and you're only trying to find a hole in my "argument".

I know it sounds like uptight, but really, think about it. If you're doing something that you know you shouldn't be doing because it's unfaithful in nature--then don't.

[Ryner]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Can we please not turn this stupid OP into a serious discussion?

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Can we please not turn this stupid OP into a serious discussion?

I'd be mad and freak out if Girlfriend was eating lunch with some chump from her job.

You know the guy just wants to get in her pants.

[Ryner]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

Or maybe he just likes lunch.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: The fine line between cheating and not

He can like it across the room from my woman.