Add a tagline!

[Funk]

Conjured this up in PS this mornin':



ADD A TAGLINE!

P.S.: I'll share the best ones on my blog, under the guise of being taken from an anonymous site(to protect their cyberidentities).

[Duel]

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"You LIE!"

[American Hero]

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"I haven't had Cap'n Crunch in forever. Such an underrated cereal. You know what else is a good cereal? Waffle Crisps. Man, remember waffle crisps? So good. They were like little waffles in your cereal. What ever happened to Waffle Crisps? They really did taste like waffles. And the mascots were those old grannies that made Waffle Crisps obsessively. They were always making Waffle Crisps. Hehehe. I could eat five boxes of Waffle Crisps right now. Why did they stop making Waffle Crisps? I bet if I ask them to start making Waffle Crisps again, they'd do it, because I'm the president. In fact, I could sign an executive order forcing them to make Waffle Crisps, and they'd have to do it. I'm the President of the United Stats, I can do anything I want. I'm the President of the United States, and I'm hungry for Waffle Crisps. But you know what was even better than Waffle Crisps? Cookie Crisps. Because they taste like cookies. I think I'm gonna eat some Cookie Crisps."

[Czechs Mex]

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"Although Obama tried to reach the average American by having his entire state of the union address delivered by Kermit the Frog, the address ultimately failed and is ranked by pundits as the 9th dumbest speech of its kind in the last 9 years."

[Shard]

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"Hard feelings remained over Joe Biden's selection as Vice President"

Said Kermit, "Apparently, green is the new black."

[Toaster]

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"Don't give me that face."

[Sezjeuric]

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"You think YOU'RE whipped? I have a fist up my ass!"

[Goufunaki]

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it ain't easy
being black

[Wavelength]

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"Well, it still beats being George W. Monkey."

[IamPinhead]

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"I can't see past your ears."

[Tintenfisch]

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Why is it the only green America has is kermit?

[Cutter De Blanc]

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What do these two guys have in common?

THEY'RE BOTH ****ING PUPPETS