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    I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

    I got off of work at 11pm, and started riding my bike home.

    Theres this hardware store with a parking lot, that I cross through every night, that lets me get to another street really quickly instead of going around. As soon as I wne through it and got onto the sidewalk this lady comes out of friggin nowhere and yells "WHAT YOU THINK YOUR DOIN HERE BOI!!" at me while im about 10 feet in front of her.

    Freaked the crap out of me. I yelled back "What?", because she said something else that I didnt hear, and then she yelled back "HUH?!" and made all these noises like she was all confused or something.

    I just kept going. No way in hell I was gonna go back over to her and ask her what she said. I probably would have been attacked by her in some kind of drunken, crazy lady rage.

    A tale for the ages!
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    #2
    Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

    Sounds like the perfect set up for a porno.

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      #3
      Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

      So? I've been yelled at by a Russian guy who wanted me off his front yard (I was only getting a football) and he was wearing a bra and g-string.

      BEAT THAT!

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        #4
        Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

        I was yelled at in the subway station here by some crazy bearded ****er on the phone (I don't think the phone works). He called me a "***got" and a "****sucker."

        I thought it was pretty hilarious getting bigoted homophobic treatment from a crazy old prospector with a shopping cart (how'd he get that down there?!) so I smiled and waved him good-day.

        ...Otherwise, I would've kicked him Vincent-from-Collateral-style square in the kneecap. *SNAP*

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          #5
          Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

          A couple summers ago, I was driving home from work and pulled a questionable stop at a yellow/red light at an intersection. Some 70 year old man was in the car behind me, and from my rear view mirror I see him start flailing his arms about, pounding on his steering wheel and shouting obsenities at me. Not about to let an old fart like that intimidate me, I raise my arms and invite him to come get some.

          To my surprise, the old whippersnapper gets out of his car and starts charging my driver's side door. I just got my door locked and windows up all but a crack before he got there, so he starts pounding on the glass, telling me to step out and step up.

          Then the light turned green and I peeled out. I just about pooped myself.

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            #6
            Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

            One time... my mom yelled at me.

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              #7
              Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

              To my surprise, the old whippersnapper gets out of his car and starts charging my driver's side door. I just got my door locked and windows up all but a crack before he got there, so he starts pounding on the glass, telling me to step out and step up.

              Then the light turned green and I peeled out. I just about pooped myself.
              I would have got out, stood right by my car, and if he started swinging at me, beat the **** out of his old crusty ass. In the case he'd have had a weapon, I'd have pulled a gun out.


              But then again, I would not have invited the conflict in the first place by waving my arms. The one-fingered salute is more to my liking.
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050211/344/fc9t5.html

                He coulda been THAT old guy though.
                Last edited by Alzar; 02-12-2005, 07:39 PM.
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                  #9
                  Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.



                  Awesome.
                  The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                    #10
                    Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                    @ article.

                    But then again, I would not have invited the conflict in the first place by waving my arms. The one-fingered salute is more to my liking.
                    Yeah, I was probably asking for it. But still, there was no way I was getting out of my car. Getting into a fight with a 70 year old man is definitely a lose-lose situation.

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                      #11
                      Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                      Yeah, imagine bragging about that.

                      And that's exactly the type of senior I hope I grow up to be. A BRUISER. *takes huge chomp out of dripping red steak*

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                        #12
                        Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                        And that's exactly the type of senior I hope I grow up to be. A BRUISER. *takes huge chomp out of dripping red steak*
                        Remember that stubby old man on the Tom Green show who grabbed his mic and threw it on the ground and kept inviting Tom to an ass-kicking?

                        I want to be like THAT when I'm old!
                        Last edited by The Toecutter; 02-13-2005, 01:31 AM. Reason: mispelling
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #13
                          Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                          I got repeated creepy phone calls one midnight shift when I was working at Shell. Duder kept asking for 'Mike'. I assumed he meant my manager, so I said he'd be back in the morning, and he said, "Oh well Mike told me he'd be in tonight so I could suck-" *click* I hang up.

                          O_O

                          Phone rings again; I disguise my voice. Same dude, same pitch. *click*

                          Phone rings AGAIN. I pick up and hang up.

                          And it rings AGAIN!

                          This continued for about five minutes until he stopped calling. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on how you look at things) no customers walked in.

                          So, uh, yeah.
                          THIS SONG IS NOISE AND STOP!!

                          NOOOOISE!! *drums*

                          STOP!!

                          F@#$ OFF!!!

                          Eye from Destroy 2, Noise and Stop

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                            #14
                            Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                            A P.E. trainer at my school got fired last week because he intentionally ran over my friend. He's getting sued now.
                            Do what you wish

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                              #15
                              Re: I was yelled at by a crazy lady.

                              That. Is AWESOME.

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