OFFICIAL FACIAL HAIR THREAD ~no girls allowed~

[The_Real_Crunk]

I have terrible beard growin' genes. Youd think having a dad with an Italian and Scottish background would require me to shave like twice a day, but noooooooooooooope. The only beard my dad can pull off is the commander Riker style goatee without the sideburns.

I hardly even have stubble, and it comes in all patchy and scraggly and I hate it. About all I can do is the Scooby Doos Shaggy goatee. Ive tried sideburns a few times and they always look awful. Maybe when im like 30 Ill be able to grow a real beard. :I



If I could Id totally grow a "Doctor Steel".



There needs to be some kind of beard revolution, where huge beards and chops are everywhere.

[jacquel]

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Dear god I want to cut that off your face.

[Magus]

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Dear god I want to cut that off your face.

no girls allowed, man

[The_Real_Crunk]

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Dear god I want to cut that off your face.

And glue it to your own chin right!

[DK]

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I shave once a week.

It's been starting to get to twice lately.

[highwind]

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There needs to be some kind of beard revolution, where huge beards and chops are everywhere.

move to portland.

[Tintenfisch]

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Unfortunately for me my beard looks like 5th graders in a school play using coffee to make it look like a beard. So I shave whenever I'm not too lazy to cut it.

[Goufunaki]

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A man that can't grow decent facial hair isn't much of a man at all. No, sir.

It's kinda fun to try out different styles. Only thing I can't stand having is a mustache, that **** itches so much.

[Ωbright]

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I was seriously in my 30's before I could grow a full beard, and even now it's not 100% filled in on my cheeks.

During the turn of the century to the 20's or so, NOBODY would tell a man to shave or else they were a terrorist, or the unibomber, or that they wouldn't get hired.

I agree with Crunk. We need a beard revival.

[Big Rick Cook]

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I'm doing my part!

[marcus]

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Military regulations keep my face relatively trimmed but I get razor bumps so I only have to shave once a month. Feels good having a patch of warmth especially when you live a stone's throw away from Canada with their ridiculous cold fronts.

And yes, we need a beard revolution. The pipe needs to come back, too. Eating dinner with your entire family as well. You know what? Here's my entire list of American traditions that need to make a comeback:

-Eating dinner with the family
-Pipes
-Smoking in restaurants
-Soda jerks and ice cream stands
-Milk delivery
-Government cheese
-Gas pumpers and window washers
-Beards
-The Chaplin 'stache (**** you Hitler, you ruined the swastika and the stache)
-Radio dramas
-Prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes that aren't complete garbage
-Soda with cane surgar instead of nasty ass corn syrup

[Toaster]

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I have a light beard/chinstreap that I usually keep that varies on definition depending on when I shaved last. I'm getting tired of it, though. Maybe I'll grow a mohawk or some ****. I'm a little tired of my current look.

[Adrian Foley]

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I have a light beard/chinstreap that I usually keep that varies on definition depending on when I shaved last. I'm getting tired of it, though. Maybe I'll grow a mohawk or some ****. I'm a little tired of my current look.

GROW YOUR HAIR BACK, DAMMIT.

[Thutmose]

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-Eating dinner with the family
-Pipes
-Smoking in restaurants
-Soda jerks and ice cream stands
-Milk delivery
-Government cheese
-Gas pumpers and window washers
-Beards
-The Chaplin 'stache (**** you Hitler, you ruined the swastika and the stache)
-Radio dramas
-Prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes that aren't complete garbage
-Soda with cane surgar instead of nasty ass corn syrup

I agree with everything on this list. But if eating with your family makes a comeback, you can bet that suicide would too - starting with me.

Anyway - I have a beard. Everyone hates it. I don't care.

[Magus]

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No, keep your ****ing cigarette smoke away from my lungs and my burger.

And my fantastic Don Johnson scruff.