Songs you don't want to get your ass kicked to.

[Dallas Alvis II]

For some reason, this is my pick. Hahaha.

Edit: For instance, if you somehow wound up in some fight (school yard fight, bar fight, etc.), you lose the fight and as it just so happened, there was music playing in the background (jukebox, boombox or whatever). I thought of this after watching that bar fight scene in Dirty Work and then there was this joke I remembered one comedian (who I can't remember, for some reason) saying "nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack," or something along those lines.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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[Riotsword]

Re: Songs you don't want to get your ass kicked to.

"Man, I just wanna go in there and kick their asses."

"Yeah, yeah, that might work, since they might be tired from beating us mercilessly."

[Dallas Alvis II]

Re: Songs you don't want to get your ass kicked to.

Ah I found it, the comedian I was thinking of was Chris Rock. And wouldn't you know it, Rundgren fit a little too well in my head after watching that scene again. Thanks, Cutter.

[Caciss]

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Pretty sure the line is Dave Chappele, not Chris Rock.

[Tintenfisch]

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[Dallas Alvis II]

Re: Songs you don't want to get your ass kicked to.

Pretty sure the line is Dave Chappele, not Chris Rock.

Yeah, I think you're right. I am mixing up Chris Rock's "How not to get your ass kicked by the police" with Dave Chapelle's "White Friend" segment of his stand-up.

[Goufunaki]

Re: Songs you don't want to get your ass kicked to.

I searched "gay song" to find something lame, and got something I definitely don't want to have played while getting my ass kicked.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Songs you don't want to get your ass kicked to.

Anything Mariah Carey. Because the ass kicking would be painful enough.