If I were a midget

[Cutter De Blanc]

I don't think I'd mind being called a midget. I wouldn't get all offended and want to be refered to as a "little person" or anything like that. How about you?

[Tintenfisch]

If I were a midget. I'd star in a lot of movie roles.

[American Hero]

I'd like to buy a midget and have him dress the same as me and follow me around.

[Cutter De Blanc]

I'd dress my midget up in a leather jacket and a green mohawk, but this topic isn't about owning midgets. What would you do if you were a midget?

I personally am glad that life has not dealt me that odd hand. Though i'd probably get alot of pity sex. Heck, I could be on a Girls Gone Wild video running around burying my cute little midget head into women's bosoms. It would be grand.