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    If I were a midget

    I don't think I'd mind being called a midget. I wouldn't get all offended and want to be refered to as a "little person" or anything like that. How about you?
    "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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    If I were a midget. I'd star in a lot of movie roles.
    Find a dog, honk it's nose. If you are bothered by this sentence. I guess you're just not cool enough for the noses.

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      Re: If I were a midget

      I'd like to buy a midget and have him dress the same as me and follow me around.
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        I'd dress my midget up in a leather jacket and a green mohawk, but this topic isn't about owning midgets. What would you do if you were a midget?

        I personally am glad that life has not dealt me that odd hand. Though i'd probably get alot of pity sex. Heck, I could be on a Girls Gone Wild video running around burying my cute little midget head into women's bosoms. It would be grand.
        "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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