I don't think I'd mind being called a midget. I wouldn't get all offended and want to be refered to as a "little person" or anything like that. How about you?
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I'd dress my midget up in a leather jacket and a green mohawk, but this topic isn't about owning midgets. What would you do if you were a midget?
I personally am glad that life has not dealt me that odd hand. Though i'd probably get alot of pity sex. Heck, I could be on a Girls Gone Wild video running around burying my cute little midget head into women's bosoms. It would be grand."Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin
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