Let's sacrifice American Hero to the volcano god on his birthday!

[Perversion]

American Hero will be a sacrificial lamb for the new Pavilion, as simple man is unavailable.

[Funk]

Sorry, but American Hero is my flunky, and I will go to extreme measures to ensure his safety. But only because good flunkies are hard to come by.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Me an' the Volcano God are homies

[Funk]

That's because you're both HOT!

[Cutter De Blanc]

unapproachably attractive

[Funk]

Please. Spew your magma on me!

[Duel]

You stole mah ****ing thread

[American Hero]

Happy birthday?

[Perversion]

Why would you question your own birthday in a topic made for such?

[Funk]

Maybe he's not have a happy b-day? And that's just sad. :(

[American Hero]

No it was a happy birthday. I was just asking if this was your guy's way of wishing me a happy birthday I suppose. But then I found my other birthday topic.