we rappin itt

[jacquel]

we need a rap wheres bonanazaz

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[Ryner]

Ryner be bustin rhymes
so many times
I'm accumulating fines

[Jamos]

Can't beat the times
Wallet not getting fatter
So what
I'm the big mug slamma

[Cutter De Blanc]

Paper shredder, make it better, see a chick and get her wetter,
Droppin' lies, crackin' wise, Happy meal? *****, Supersize.
My eyes are risin', event horizon, wonder where our presence ties in,
In outer space, I feel displaced, Hey you let's destroy the world, now everyone give chase,
but they can't catch, I'm not attached, they think they've got clear photographs, they've only got a sketch,
Of what's to be, of you, of me, Of impractical reality and predestined philosophy,
Men fighting gods, against all odds, the wiser heads turn towards the dead and give the young men nods
Simplicity, Tangibility, Why do I lack the ability? With such skill in me, this is killin' me, don't even have a silly girl to put a little thrill in me
I gotta stop, I need a mop, to soak up all the tears before the rug begins to sop,
I'm heaven sent, but still hellbent, On sinning all i want to but I got to pay my rent...So move along...
Paper shredder getcha, move along...

[Ryner]

Yo these flows are weak
Look above and you still wont see my peak
I'm the river you just cant ford
so take that trash back to ezboard

[hitogoroshi]

this new forum is kind of a surprise
and now I am straight up bleeding from my eyes
I have a question to ask of those who are austuter:
how did I get here I am not good with computer

[Sivart]

I think rhyming is dumb.
I refuse to end this sentence with thumb.

[Goufunaki]

Yo, yo, yo! Gouf representin' from So Cal! Givin' a shout out to all you fine lookin' pavvie *****es we got up in here, ya dig? You honeys is fly.

[hitogoroshi]

I personally am inclined to think
that rap requires meter as a link
and from my rhymes lesser raps must scatter
as this is iambic pentameter

[Ryner]

Hito your rap ability
Is in need of some utility
You rhyme like you play TF2
Thinking you dope but I'm laughing at you

[hitogoroshi]

our duel will be a rapping revolution
and I propose an objective solution:
the winner will be chosen by acclimation
of that insubstantial good, reputation

[Jamos]

Beat ya down to the ground
Laugh as you frown
Prepare for your last rights
Your last fight
Put ya out of my sight
I pull the gun from my pocket
**** and lock it
Nothing ever gonna stop
'til yo pulse drops
This s***'ll end witha pop

[Ryner]

Call it a competition
But for you this is a suicide mission
You're rhymes are as dated as a beeper
Forget the gobli, you're gonna need the reaper

[hitogoroshi]

It looks like I gave you too much credit
(and don't you dare go back and edit)
I honestly thought that with all of your sass
you wouldn't mix up "your" and "you're". Dumbass.

[Ryner]

I was being ironic
About the way rappers make poor grammar iconic
So your criticism is void and null
(I hope this excuse is believable )

[jacquel]

Like Caesar the Great, I shall decide
the victor; my whim turning the tide
Not unlike punishments of that empire, long dead
the consequence for poor rappin' is off wit da head

[Jamos]

Watch me dance
Gonna pee my pants
Run out like I'm from France.

[hitogoroshi]

This clash of titans must be briefly postponed
(though rest assured, you will be suitably owned)
to compose my beautiful rhymes that make mortal men weep
it is first necessary that I get some sleep

[Ryner]

Go enjoy your beauty rest
I hope you dream about being the best
Cause that fiction be your only sanctuary
Fact is you're destined for the mortuary

[Caciss]

it's proven time after time,
Ry-ry needs to learn to rhy-rhyme.

[Big Rick Cook]

no homo

[Bon]

Bon doesn't feel what you're offering
And it won't take a Lifetime to take away your OXYGEN
Cuz' I'm the cable guy, Jim Carrey style
No remorse, and I'll end it with a creepy smile

...

Mr. Jacquel, Mr. Jacquel
Goddamn, is your name such a hazard to spell
I ain't Nelly with the grill or 50 cent with the pecs
I'm a nerdcore nightmare you better respect

....

I've never heard a ginger rap
But if I dissed one directly, I'd bet the ginger snaps
And no, I'm not talking about the dance fad
Then I'll add more insults just to make the ginger mad
They'll want to fight back; they're good as dead
I'll put them in the oven and serve the folks gingerbread
Along with some ginger ale bought from the store
I'll come back a bit later, giving you more

...

[hitogoroshi]

Ryner, I will continue your rapping lessons
(and ignore all of these other digressions)
and your attacks on me are easily ignorable
because your rhyming skills are simply deplorable

[hitogoroshi]

although on a slight side note
(and this has nothing to do with a boat)
I must have high-bandwidth brags
because whenever I post the pavilion lags

[Kefka Jr.]

It's a little late and I might like my bed
But I'm hungry - gotta put some food in my head
Pork chops thawin' in my kitchen down the hall
All the way from my room, it's gonna be quite a crawl

Kinda wishin' that the stovetop would just come over
Kinda wishin' that the fridge held somethin' left over
I could bring my laptop, since I'm so resistant to change
But the kitchen's so far, out of my wireless range

It wouldn't be so bad to start cookin' at this hour
But for real tasty chops, I gotta dredge 'em in flour
And adding to the pile - that's not one of my top wishes
'Specially when my roommies stopped washin' the dishes

But nutrition is important, goin' hungry is whack
So I better get to cookin', prep that midnight snack
Yeah, you bet I'm ready to get the **** off this computer
There's one thing that everyone here has got to be: nuder.

[FlamingMage]

The name is A!
And I’m back in command!
Cause I’m the illest fuhrer,
Representing Deutschland!

Reich one, reich two, reich three-
That’s me! The mastermind behind World War III
No, two! My bad! Oh well, start it over!
Been gone for so long but now I’m back and I’ma show ya!
Everybody Hitler-hatin when they speak my name!
But it’s the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed!
And what I bet y'all didn’t know is now I’m down with the jews!
The gypsies, homosexuals and retards too!
Cause I stopped burning people, started burning CD’s!
Stopped battlin’ the world, started battlin’ MC’s!
Just started bustin’ rhymes, finally found my groove,
And now the S.S. on my jacket stands for Super Smooth.


To all the aryans in the area that are carryin’ rhymes!
And neo-nazi’s better watch me, catch on up with the times!
When other rappers see me coming, yo they run and they hide!
I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide!
Cause when it comes to droppin hooks there is - None greater!
Throw a finger to my public, then I grab my dick-tator!
Cause I’m flexin my might and I’m showing my strength,
I’ll get your lady going, get her moaning “Mein Kampf!"
No longer Nazi, but I still like to party!
And there are plenty women up in here with master race-y bodies!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like em’ that way …
Yo, Goering, you got something to say?


Creep with me, as I roll through the Riech!
Out getting yours while I’m out getting mine!
Got a skull on my jacket. Pimp it, it pays.
Got hoes hunkered in my bunker and they stay there for days.
Got a shorty waiting for me at every point of the land!
And that just comes with being Adolf’s right hand man!
I’m the Chairman of the Council of Defense of the Reich
And if you’ll come back to my castle, babe, we’ll stay up all night!


Driving down the street in my Panzer tank!
Sittin’ drinkin’ Cris’ with my ***** Anne Frank!
And when I step into the club’s you know I’m steppin with style!
Raise my left hand, party people say “Heil!"
Got a page from Eva Braun, that I’ll say that I missed,
There’s a party up at Schindler's and I’m on his A-list
Cause I put my past behind! Ya’ll can think what you will!
But no more propaganda, it’s Triumph of the Ill!

[Cutter De Blanc]

Battle rap a rap battle, Diamondback, my tail rattle,

slickest versin', quickest cursin', off the cuff, don't need rehearsin'

Rollin' down to beggar's row an' trippin' off the afterglow, ****in' *****es, pimpin' ho's, turinin' out the twelve year olds,

drinkin' 40's make 'em last, crack a twelve pack, drink that fast, fifth of whiskey get me smashed, but either way we'll have a blast,

Gettin' hyphy, eat some E, take off your clothes and dance with me, have some more but don't OD, they'll lock my ass up in county correctional facility

On the dance floor, feel the heat, it'll burn your ass if you're in your seat, so shake that thing, pump to the beat, cuz somethin' nasty's somethin' sweet,

I just can't stop, I drop the top, I gotta twenty-two gauge an' I'll pop a cop, It's just a badge, you're just a man, too drab to grasp my master plan,

Kid I'm an ace, you better watch your place, lose that grin or you'll get defaced, Winnin' this race with wicked grace, cuz I'm out of time and out of space

[Denmo]

You can't expect me to be readin'
This rap while my eyes be bleedin'
So gents this is me concedin'
This forum is totally gay.

[Duel]

You guys suck at raping

Sounds like windowpane's scratching.

I have no idea what a beat is but I CAN BEAT YOU!

Because I can get past World 2....in Mario...

This forum is weird not sure why.

Maybe, the colors...hey, you got something in your eye!

OH IS MAH FIST! Word

[FlamingMage]

You guys suck at raping


Yo Duel,
Either learn to spell
Or go to hell.

[Ryner]

You guys suck at raping



That's what she said!

[Cutter De Blanc]

Rapper + Artist = Rapist. :)

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[Funk]

I can outrap all'y'all!

Funk's Rap
Raise the roof my H
to the izzo!
My friend be a rat
a rat named rizzo
My nose be blue
and so be my ****
if you be hatin'
all you'll see iz mah glock
I put you in the cella
my H to the crypto

[Bon]

The only FUNK is in your 'pits
Chick Fil A is full of ****
Eat Bojangles, KFC
Better chicken, lower fees

Still a demon with this Pen
Went and torched the baker's den
Didn't shed a single tear
Hope Bonanza made this clear

[Duel]

Wow that was good Bon

Too bad it sounded like Defcon.....5

I'm the real MC like Mcdonalds

Or Jackie Chan on full throttle.

[Bon]

Time to D-D-D-D-Duel!
But this ain't Yugioh, and I am not a tool
Rap Battle justice: Duel, I'm a demon
Mr. Penrage, Young age, not dreamin'
I am the real thing, 5 albums deep
Some have said that my jams put y'all to sleep
Well, I welcome any challenge, so bring the pens
Write below, so the rap battle will begin.

[Cutter De Blanc]

...Here's an old one:

I am an entity greater than the rest,

By a firey passion I am posessed,

And the fates smile on me as if I were blessed,

For the heart of a hero does beat in this chest,

But never do cross me, that is of course lest,

you wish to be victim of my slaughterfest

Do not reply, for you will just choke

I am that of which the prophecies spoke,

I'll stab your mom and give your dad a stroke

Punch your cat in the face and make your dog do coke,

I'll keep robbing your ass so you'll always be broke,

I'll smash your face in it 'til the ground you soak,

with blood and I'll laugh pausing only to poke

your mangled carcass,

why you gotta start this?

Trading these shots that you're just gonna miss

Whereas, mine score with a sickening hiss

Here on your world I am taking a ****

and my **** gave your mommy a vaginal cyst

[Bon]

The inspiration's back
So when The Bon attacks
Prep your umbrellas, and tell the fellas they can't relax
Copy that
The raindrops be as thick as maps
Flooding eardrums, It's coke and rum without the snacks
You'll feel it instantly
A giant density of energy
It's quite addictive and disorderly
But orally, people, you'll have a series of proclivities
That lowers negativity and raises your agility

Part of it's pre-write, part of it's freestyle
But any way I do it gives my girl a big smile
She's a dime combined with quarter
Plus she's a minister's daughter
Good morals equal good order
She's resting on my arm; she knows I got her back
I've silenced haters with wit and five finger slaps
I'm the consecutive sevens that people get in 'craps'
And to mention I'm killing it when it comes to rap

[Duckroll]

well ur rappin it
im fappin it

[Llednik]

Did you poop a virgin, cause that **** is tight
Jack aint black
Barry aint white

Oh yea.
I earn currency while having intercourse with females.