Funny things people say.

[Hyper Dingo]

Alrighty so heres the deal. Ever hear random people say hilarious things? I mean I love hearing a part of someones conversation like when walking down the street or in the mall. Anyway, tonight i was hanging out with my friend Dave and we went to Blockbuster to cruise for some cheap movies. So i'm looking around and i hear one of the most outlandish things ever from this lady looking through DVD's.

"Oh Look they have little house on the praire." (Talking to her children who are wandering away)

"Daddy loves that show...he's such a little F*aggot."

[Nixon]

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My friend and I were making a 3AM store run. The stockers were taking care of the shelves, and we heard this angry looking lady yell "I NEED SIX BIG ONES!" I still don't know what the hell she was referring to, but I thought it was really random and amusing.

On our way to campus to build a 4'x5' canvas/frame, we passed this guy and heard him remark: "And I wasn't even singing in falsetto that much..."

Weirdo!

[RPGD]

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Overheard while heading for the car after a movie-

"The little guy pulled a knife on us, dammit!"

[Hedrum]

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When people say the door is "open" when really it's closed and unlocked.

[The Toecutter]

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Someone walking up behind me and asking if I'm single is especially amusing after I turn around and tell them I'm probably not their type. Long hair does that...

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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This is kind of randomly overheard, considering I was visiting my Dad's house and walking through the kitchen when this occurred. My seven-year-old sister had just put glue on a large rock that she brought into the house. (She's pretty much a little monster who enjoys ****ing people off.)

Dad: *goes to pick up rock to move it out of the way, unaware of glue* ... What the-- ew! What is this?
Sister: I glued it.
Dad: Why did you do that?
Sister: Cuz I wanted to.
Dad: What do you want to glue it to?!
Sister: To my head, cuz I like it.

She wasn't really going to glue it to her head. She just wanted to say that to get a reaction out of Dad... did she ever.

[finalfantasyFReak789]

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XD @ This topic.

This brings to mind one day when I was at burger king with my family, maybe 2 or three years ago. A cell phone rang in the restaurant. This other guy, who didn't have the cell phone says this Loudly:

"Hello"

"Oh yeah, hi!"

"Yeah, I'm in burger king right now"

"Yeah, I have one of those new hands-free models. I use it everywhere. People think I'm crazy, though."

Keep in mind... He wasn't actually talking on the phone. I'm not sure WTF was up with him.

[tjoris9]

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I work at a place where there's always the potential of overhearing something you wish you hadn't, then there's just other random crazy stuff, especially since the people inside the store have little contact with customers aside from phone calls (I work at a Pizza Hut delivery outlet).

One time, close to a week ago, I actually came back from a delivery and entered the store to someone loudly singing the Superman theme.

Then there's all those times when one of us makes an ass of ourselves when there's a carryout in the store (When there are customers present). Like the time I almost said "No see s--t, I see f--k". Then there was another time when I was acting all drunk and retarded doing dishes for about five minutes while a carryout customer was in the store. My manager explained "We're an equal opportunity employer".

Then there's "Turbo", the oldest member of the management team. Given the name the same way that they give large men the nickname "tiny". At any point during a conversation you can count on him to say something completely off the point, like "Yeah, they like it like that!". He's actually most notorious for a drunken game of Bulls--t, when he actually called bulls--t on HIMSELF and then said "You know me man!"

[Goufunaki]

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I'm walking in a Target store, and I go past this mother and her son. The son was carrying a buzz lightyear toy they were obviously gonna buy (during the time toy story was in theaters or on video, i forget exactly), then the kid says to mother, "Mom, next time we come here, I wanna get a Woody."

[Hyper Dingo]

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Today when i was at 7-Eleven fueling up for more mowing i heard this from some teenage girls at the slurpee machine.

"Awww its seeping out everywhere."

I laughed and said rather loudly THATS WHAT SHE SAID!