Got $300,000 to burn?

[The_Real_Crunk]

BUY A WATCH THAT CANT TELL TIME, BUT CAN TELL YOU WHEN ITS NIGHT OR DAY.

http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2008/04/...od=MostPopular

[Eschaton Orochi]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

$300000 Watch that doesn't tell time! I want one!
Or I can sell them... mwuhahahahaha!

[Nixon]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

He added that anyone can buy a watch that tells time — only a truly discerning customer can buy one that doesn’t.

Watches are supposed to tell time. Anyone that buys a watch that's not really a watch, especially for $300,000, is a fool and deserves to be ripped off.

That same money could do so much good in the world, but instead it's wasted on a worthless status symbol/expensive trinket. Hooray.

[Adrian Foley]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

the watch is made in part with steel salvaged from the sunken Titanic, along with material from the shipyard where it was built.

Jesus.

[Shard]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

Jesus.

... will hand deliver your watch if you select Premium shipping & handling.

[archerarmored]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

I will admit, that watch is really sexy looking.

It's like an altar for casting spells.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

But you could buy an entire kickass HOUSE for that much money.

[DK]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

People who would buy this probably already have a couple of houses, I'd imagine.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

what a pile of trash. maybe i should sell all of my dead watches for 100's of thousands, they dont tell time either!

[John Mora]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

I dunno, unless all the naysayers in this topic are ready to stay at this level of indignation 24/7, I don't see the point of railing against the excesses of the rich in this topic. Rich people use their money to buy stupid, selfish stuff they don't need all the time.

[IamPinhead]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

I use this watch in my underground alchemy laboratory when I'm trying to summon the ancient powers of Czairn Amon and Uriel. If I can't tell if it's night or day the spell just won't work. The watch is made from the Titanic, so I probably shouldn't put it anywhere near ice.

[Leish]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

This watch is meant for Bruce Wayne.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

REdiculous

[FlamingMage]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

I'm not going to pay 300,000 dollars for something that my body naturally recognizes. I think that everyone has enough of an internal clock to get the time within a few hours, making this watch useless.

[Nixon]

Re: Got $300,000 to burn?

I dunno, unless all the naysayers in this topic are ready to stay at this level of indignation 24/7, I don't see the point of railing against the excesses of the rich in this topic. Rich people use their money to buy stupid, selfish stuff they don't need all the time.

Naysayers don't have to stay indignant 24/7 in order to express their thoughts and opinions.

We get to make fun of a $300,000 watch that doesn't tell time. Everyone should.