Christian side hug

[Kire]

Aw yeah *****es, here's a dope joint to teach you how to hug people that won't offend God and stimulate your genitals! Christian fundies are hilolrious.

http://www.vimeo.com/3630929

[simple man]

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so basically its teaching us a way of hugging that doesnt look offensive to raptorjesus?

[The_Real_Crunk]

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When girls try to kiss me I promptly phone her father and alert them of the situation and tell her Im saving myself for marriage.

I will not have the devils filth taint my soul, and neither should you!

[ChaosKnightXD]

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I lasted 51 seconds.

I deserve a ****ing medal.

[Kire]

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...but at the end they all get shot!

I'm not joking, they all fall down like they got shot. Very Christian.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Yeah, it's about the strangest and most contradictory thing ever. And it's wonderful.

[Marc M.]

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It even samples the Imperial March!
Talk about eclectic!

[Kefka Jr.]

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I have a friend whose father received a letter from the Mormon boy she first had sex with, apologizing for taking her virginity.

[Goufunaki]

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That video hurt my brain.

[marcus]

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I love Christian bands. If I ever made a band it would be Christian death metal: spreading the gospel one apocalyptic song at a time.

[Funk]

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All hugs should give you the tinglies. If you're confused about this: keep an open mind!

[John Mora]

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I love Christian bands. If I ever made a band it would be Christian death metal: spreading the gospel one apocalyptic song at a time.

Oh yeah?

[IamPinhead]

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Christian Side Hug=opportunist version of reach-around.

[Translucid]

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I like the guy at 3:24 who is just so into it he's practically out of breath.

[orius]

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here's a dope joint to teach you how to hug people that won't offend God and stimulate your genitals! Christian fundies are hilolrious.

They're missing the point again. Some of this "wickedness" isn't in how people behave or dress or whatever, but how they think.