CERN's LHC finally does something.

[Big Rick Cook]

http://press.web.cern.ch/press/Press.../PR17.09E.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...irst-time.html

http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

Yep. It finally did yesterday what it was supposed to do over a year ago. While these preliminary collisions have been accomplished and outclassed elsewhere, it's just nice to see that after more than a year, the LHC is finally up and running. Soooooooon we'll see what kind of crazy **** they make happen when they start colliding protons together faster than they've ever been collided before!

I'm banking on a rip in the fabric of space and time, resulting in pocket dimensions. =D

[Jehuty]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

And still no headcrabs or resonance cascade?

How dissappointing.

[Sejon]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

About bloody time.

Now our days are numbered!

[Red Dragon]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

I'm banking on somthing not all that exciting unless you're a scientist that gets his rocks off on particles.

[Duel]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

It might rip open a portal leading to hell.

Grab your chainsaw.

[Magus]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

*** SPOILERS ***
Nothing new or interesting will happen regarding the LHC from now on.
*** END SPOILERS ***

[ChaosKnightXD]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

I was thinking about this earlier today, glad to see that it's finally going somewhere.

[Translucid]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

*** SPOILERS ***
unforeseen consequences
*** END SPOILERS ***

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

It's time I gather up a party of three people, and we go off to destroy this Hadron Collider to save the world.

TAKE UP YOUR SWORD

[Duel]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

You have my axe.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

Remember though, its sending energy waves back in time from the future to stop itself from activating and destroying the universe. We have nothing to worry about!

[Jeroak Nelave]

Re: CERN's LHC finally does something.

Nah, in the future, they determined how to make it work without destroying the universe and sent a scientist back secretly to fix it, so now they will be able to make their experiments do what they want them to do without causing untold catastrophe.