Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

[Alzar]

http://www.ulc.net/




http://www.ulc.net/ordain.php

Become an ordained minister by filling out the tiny form!

http://www.ulc.net/confession.php

Confess your sins online!

http://www.ulc.net/shop.php

Buy a marriage certificate 10-pack!

[Manyak]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister!

Hot dog! I can't wait to be a minister!

They better send lots of crap to my house, I want to show off my holiness.

[Caciss]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister!

I'LL MARRY YOU IN THE NAME OF BIOLOGY!

[josh]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister!

YES! I'm gonna marry the first two gay guys I see. Just because I can.

[tjoris9]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

I may sign my parakeet up to be a minister.

Why?

Because I can damn it!

[Manyak]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

*UPDATE*

I received this email today..



Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained
minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please
record the above date of ordination for your records, as you may need this
information in the future to fill out the various forms of the clergy.
If you were ordained previously, the above date will constitute a valid
date upon which you were RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without
price, and without question of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to
pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the future.

Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to Universal Life
Church International Headquarters in Modesto, California, where it will be
recorded in the permanent church records.

As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and
ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings,
funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country,
state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as
marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your
area of jurisdiction.

You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to
members of the clergy.

Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility
to peacefully and sincerely determine the right course of action, and to
avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for
your actions as a minister.

If you have not already done so, you may subscribe to our FREE ULC
Newsletter by sending ANY email to subscribe@ulc.net. You may also
subscribe online at http://ulc.net/subscribe.htm Your submissions for
publication are welcome! Email items for publication in the newsletter to
news@ulc.net.

We have an online discussion forum where ULC ministers meet to engage in
fun and interesting communication. You are welcome to join in. You'll
find it at http://forum.ulc.net

You may also choose to have yourself listed in our online directory. Please
note that only those who have asked to be listed in the directory are
included (not all ministers). The directory enables ULC folks to find one
another, and is also a useful resource for people looking for a ULC
minister in their area to perform ministerial services. You will find
directory at http://ulc.net/directory/

It is not a piece of paper which makes you a minister. However, many
people wish to have a certificate, wallet card, or other record of their
status as a minister. Such items are particularly useful to those who
wish to perform marriages. It can serve to reassure the bride and groom
(or their parents!) of the legality of the marriage.

Many ministers like to provide the couple with an authentic Universal Life
Church Marriage Certificate for them to include among their wedding
keepsakes. Others just want to have a professionally printed certificate
as a permanent record of their ordination. With this in mind, we offer an
assortment of Clergy Packages to help you get started quickly and easily in
your ministry. These packages contain various documents, literature, and
helps for various situations. Details on the contents of these packages
follows at the end of this message. Please understand however, that you
are not required or expected to purchase anything, and these items are not
necessary for you to have an effective and meaningful ministry.

To order one of these packages visit our web site:

http://ulc.net/shop/

You may order using check or credit card online for quick delivery. You
may use our online shopping cart to prepare your order, even if you prefer
to mail your payment. At "checkout" you will have the option to print your
order ready to mail. Or just write down your order number if you don't
have a printer.

Send all mail orders to:

Universal Life Bookstore
PO Box 2039
Citrus Heights CA 95611-2039


Best wishes in your ministry!

With warm regards,


Kevin Andrews, Senior Pastor
Universal Life Church Online
www.ulc.net

[The Toecutter]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

No authorization for circumscisions, eh?

[Manyak]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

THEY CAN'T STOP ME

[Translucid]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

[Alzar]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

Congrats Manyak!

[neobi]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

Congrats Manyak!

That's Rev. Manyak to you!

[Nixon]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

Yep, I got the same e-mail today. I figure my family will be impressed.

[The Dark Jester]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

I may sign my parakeet up to be a minister.

Why?

Because I can damn it!

Uh...no you can't.

Applying for ordination in the name of a fictitious person or animal, or the submission of a person's name without his or her permission is fraud, and may subject you to prosecution!

[neobi]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

Uh...no you can't.

Applying for ordination in the name of a fictitious person or animal, or the submission of a person's name without his or her permission is fraud, and may subject you to prosecution!

Yeah cause you know his bird is gunna press charges against him. And it's not like the people who run this sie are regarding this as a High Quality thing I mean they're soooo selective.

[tjoris9]

Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

Actually, he wants to be a minister!

He'll cheep once if I'm lying, twice if I'm not.

*Cheep*

Wait... come on... Stupid bird...