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    Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

    http://www.ulc.net/




    http://www.ulc.net/ordain.php

    Become an ordained minister by filling out the tiny form!

    http://www.ulc.net/confession.php

    Confess your sins online!

    http://www.ulc.net/shop.php

    Buy a marriage certificate 10-pack!
    Last edited by Alzar; 07-01-2005, 08:21 PM.
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    #2
    Re: Become an Ordained Minister!

    Hot dog! I can't wait to be a minister!

    They better send lots of crap to my house, I want to show off my holiness.
    Last edited by Manyak; 07-01-2005, 08:01 PM.
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      #3
      Re: Become an Ordained Minister!

      I'LL MARRY YOU IN THE NAME OF BIOLOGY!

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        #4
        Re: Become an Ordained Minister!

        YES! I'm gonna marry the first two gay guys I see. Just because I can.

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          #5
          Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

          I may sign my parakeet up to be a minister.

          Why?

          Because I can damn it!

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            #6
            Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

            *UPDATE*

            I received this email today..



            Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained
            minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please
            record the above date of ordination for your records, as you may need this
            information in the future to fill out the various forms of the clergy.
            If you were ordained previously, the above date will constitute a valid
            date upon which you were RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without
            price, and without question of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to
            pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the future.

            Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to Universal Life
            Church International Headquarters in Modesto, California, where it will be
            recorded in the permanent church records.

            As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and
            ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings,
            funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country,
            state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as
            marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your
            area of jurisdiction.

            You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to
            members of the clergy.

            Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility
            to peacefully and sincerely determine the right course of action, and to
            avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for
            your actions as a minister.

            If you have not already done so, you may subscribe to our FREE ULC
            Newsletter by sending ANY email to subscribe@ulc.net. You may also
            subscribe online at http://ulc.net/subscribe.htm Your submissions for
            publication are welcome! Email items for publication in the newsletter to
            news@ulc.net.

            We have an online discussion forum where ULC ministers meet to engage in
            fun and interesting communication. You are welcome to join in. You'll
            find it at http://forum.ulc.net

            You may also choose to have yourself listed in our online directory. Please
            note that only those who have asked to be listed in the directory are
            included (not all ministers). The directory enables ULC folks to find one
            another, and is also a useful resource for people looking for a ULC
            minister in their area to perform ministerial services. You will find
            directory at http://ulc.net/directory/

            It is not a piece of paper which makes you a minister. However, many
            people wish to have a certificate, wallet card, or other record of their
            status as a minister. Such items are particularly useful to those who
            wish to perform marriages. It can serve to reassure the bride and groom
            (or their parents!) of the legality of the marriage.

            Many ministers like to provide the couple with an authentic Universal Life
            Church Marriage Certificate for them to include among their wedding
            keepsakes. Others just want to have a professionally printed certificate
            as a permanent record of their ordination. With this in mind, we offer an
            assortment of Clergy Packages to help you get started quickly and easily in
            your ministry. These packages contain various documents, literature, and
            helps for various situations. Details on the contents of these packages
            follows at the end of this message. Please understand however, that you
            are not required or expected to purchase anything, and these items are not
            necessary for you to have an effective and meaningful ministry.

            To order one of these packages visit our web site:

            http://ulc.net/shop/

            You may order using check or credit card online for quick delivery. You
            may use our online shopping cart to prepare your order, even if you prefer
            to mail your payment. At "checkout" you will have the option to print your
            order ready to mail. Or just write down your order number if you don't
            have a printer.

            Send all mail orders to:

            Universal Life Bookstore
            PO Box 2039
            Citrus Heights CA 95611-2039


            Best wishes in your ministry!

            With warm regards,


            Kevin Andrews, Senior Pastor
            Universal Life Church Online
            www.ulc.net
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              #7
              Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

              No authorization for circumscisions, eh?
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                THEY CAN'T STOP ME
                sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.

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                  #9
                  Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

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                    #10
                    Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                    Congrats Manyak!
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                      #11
                      Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                      Originally posted by Alzar
                      Congrats Manyak!
                      That's Rev. Manyak to you!
                      Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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                        #12
                        Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                        Yep, I got the same e-mail today. I figure my family will be impressed.
                        Eat Smello.

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                          #13
                          Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                          Originally posted by tjoris9
                          I may sign my parakeet up to be a minister.

                          Why?

                          Because I can damn it!
                          Uh...no you can't.

                          Applying for ordination in the name of a fictitious person or animal, or the submission of a person's name without his or her permission is fraud, and may subject you to prosecution!

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                            #14
                            Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                            Originally posted by Yes Man Sr.
                            Uh...no you can't.

                            Applying for ordination in the name of a fictitious person or animal, or the submission of a person's name without his or her permission is fraud, and may subject you to prosecution!
                            Yeah cause you know his bird is gunna press charges against him. And it's not like the people who run this sie are regarding this as a High Quality thing I mean they're soooo selective.
                            Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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                              #15
                              Re: Become an Ordained Minister in 30 seconds!

                              Actually, he wants to be a minister!

                              He'll cheep once if I'm lying, twice if I'm not.

                              *Cheep*

                              Wait... come on... Stupid bird...

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