UGAHHHUGHHWH

[Generic Zombie]

Ggggg... Raaahh...

Br... brnss..

BRAINSSSSS.....

[Imperial Guard]

Re: UGAHHHUGHHWH

Zombies!! Who summoned you!?

[Generic Zombie]

Re: UGAHHHUGHHWH

*attacks mindlessly*

[Imperial Guard]

Re: UGAHHHUGHHWH

BACK! *swings sword*

[Bruma Guard]

Re: UGAHHHUGHHWH

No, citizen, let me handle this.

*swings sword*

[Generic Zombie]

Re: UGAHHHUGHHWH

Wuagh!

*dies but more keep coming*

[Barrett's ****ing d20]

Re: UGAHHHUGHHWH

Imperial Guard, you rolled a 2.

Critical @#%$ing Failure!

You slash away like a @#%$er but accidentally impale your home-dawg Bruma Guard. Bruma Guard is defeated! Damnit!

Generic Zombie attacks!

Your ass is defeated too! @#%$.

Please re-roll for a new character.