Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

[Fake Karr Account]

However, if someone chooses to make a fake Karr account, I still feel obligated to rip it to shreds.

i knoe you dont like my grammer very much but you stil have to bee a decent person!!

[Grammar Nazi]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

I saw this coming, and have decided to rescind my threat, allowing this lame thread and lame account to fall to the bottom of the Halloween costume contest barrel in rapid fashion.


Although, if I get bored enough with my other six costumes, I might snatch this fetid pile of feces from the jaws of defeat and imbue it with the liveliness that only myself and Doritos brand tortilla chips can bring.

[Fake Karr Account]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

to late!

[Grammar Nazi]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

As Smarticus Rex is not present, you are correct that it is too late, because I feel the need to harangue you for your usage of the word "to" when in fact the word relevant to your sentence (if you can call it that) is "too."

Too means also, but it also (heh) means much or in excess. Karr, it's not even worth insulting you. But I still feel that your girlfriend needs to tone down her exposure of incisors and cuspids in every picture of her that exists.


See to it that this happens, will you, OLD CHAP?

[I_Am_Rorschach]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

*breaks both of your necks*

Problem solved by the almighty Rorschach!

[Fake Karr Account]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

theres no nede too resort to valence, Rorschach.

throe this loser in jail.

[I_Am_Rorschach]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

You're supposed to be dead. What kind of witchcraft did you use?

*picks him up* DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED THE COMEDIAN?????!

[Fake Karr Account]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

whose the comedian?

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

The comedian is the one (or ones) who make light of my circumstances, like I'm a Mac did last night. They try too hard to put others' struggles and hardships down to make themselves look funny. In the end, it's an ego boost for those too jaded and cynical to empathize with another's plight. To become jaded, cynical and sarcastic is to close oneself off from true human emotion because it's more important to make oneself look better at the expense of others.


All of you may think I'm some codependent piece of crap muffin, but at least I FEEL, damn it! And once you feel, and once you have your heart broken, the easiest way to cope is to put a cork in the mixed emotions seeping out, not allowing them to show. This calcifies into the typical jaded persona who pretends not to care.


I say yank the cork out. Let the heartache come forth. Deal with it and move on to better yourself as a muffin (or person).


Unfortunately, I do not have that option, as my surrounding package is still airtight, and I'm still sitting on the same shelf, day after day, unable to move on with my crummy life.

[Generic Zombie]

Re: Ask and ye shal recieve, Grammer Nazi

*kills the muffin's owner and devours her brains*