The Origins of Beast Man

[Skeletor]

Beast Man was once an intelligent scientist.
He found a powerful magic plate and changed it so that I could not use it any more.
For that, I tortured him and gave him a toxin to destroy his mind.
This made Beast Man my loyal, yet stupid, servant and slave.
Let this story be a lesson to those he entertain the idea of betraying me.

[Imperial Guard]

New Topic: Evilin

Evilan? Evilin? Sounds strange, wonder if this person works for The Gray Fox.

[Skeletor]

Evil-Lyn.
She's a filthy *****.
I expect she is to smart for her own good.
She is my second in command.
And one of these days I'll rid myself of her when she has out-lived her usefulness.

[Super Obama]

I will save you my fellow muslim beast man!

I mean... Christan America!

[Obama's Magical Mayo]

Ah, long time, no see.