Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

[Tower]

My friend Nicole and I were searching our names and randomly came across this board. Who the hell is Byron Pennysworth and why does he keep talking about us?

Is it you, Larry? It seriously better be you, Larry, or else this is f*cking creepy.

[Imperial Guard]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

Hmph, must be one of those annoying beggars.

[Tower]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

Nicole's older brother's name is Byron, but he definitely doesn't know how to use a computer.

[John Burger]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

I think you are in luck, Tower. One of the features of my game is that it harnesses the power of the WORLD WIDE WEB like no other RPG Maker 1 game. Once you complete the first quest on the second memory card, you are able to buy a computer to put into your home. On this computer, choose to go to the website:

http://www.ip-adress.com/

(it is on the 54th page of the website selection screen). From there, you'll be able to see the IP addresses of over 1,000 users that I've preprogrammed into the system, based directly off of the actual entries at http://www.ip-adress.com/

The game comes out on November 11th; I hope you can wait that long!

Final Ocean Blue: No Lakes Even: the answer all of your questions.

[Byron Pennysworth]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

My friend Nicole and I were searching our names and randomly came across this board. Who the hell is Byron Pennysworth and why does he keep talking about us?

Is it you, Larry? It seriously better be you, Larry, or else this is f*cking creepy.

Wow, talk about a failure... The real Tower is much more clever than this. I also read your other posts. I'm not sure if you're aware, but I did go to Harvard, so portraying me as some kind of an idiot is laughable. If this is the best insult you can come up with, I feel bad for you.

[Print media]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

As a request for the Harvard-educated man above, please write a convincincing essay showing your support for the written word on the page. It would help me greatly to convince those of lesser brain power that I am still relevant.


Gear your essay specifically toward the dimwits who watch and participate in professional and semi-pro wrestling, as I feel those might be the easiest to sway. Include pictures of buxom blond white trash if it helps the cause.

[Kweh!]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

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[Tintenfisch]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

Wow, talk about a failure... The real Tower is much more clever than this. I also read your other posts. I'm not sure if you're aware, but I did go to Harvard, so portraying me as some kind of an idiot is laughable. If this is the best insult you can come up with, I feel bad for you.

Bush went to harvard :3

[Generic Zombie]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

*kills nicole and begins feasting on her brains*

[Byron Pennysworth]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

Bush went to harvard :3

Uh, no. Bush went to Yale.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Who the F*CK is Byron Pennysworth?

Thought he spent most of his time at Yale, but had something at Harvard, too.