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    #2
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    Now THAT is a big crab!

    I could use one of those to destroy Bob!

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      #3
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      *snap snap snap*

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        #4
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        The Tower Knight is fearsome too. I wonder if Giant Enemy Crab and Tower Knight engaged in combat, which would win. Both have weak spots that you can exploit for massive damage.

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          #5
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          *Unsheathes sword*

          Mud Crabs, horrid creatures.

          PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

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            #6
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            Next time, remember to wear a Trojan.


            How Badly Do You Want It? (VX Ace) is now available for download! - no outside software necessary.

            "I live and love in God's peculiar light." - Michelangelo

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              #7
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              Do not go further without Sticky White Stuff.

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                #8
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                You rolled a 19.

                Critical Hit, mother@#%$er! You have slain the @#%$ing giant crab. Shit.

                You receive 270 experience and a handful of slimy-as-@#%$ crab innards [Quest Item].

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                  #9
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                  Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate health but are vulnerable to fire.

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                    #10
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                    *Rips apart the dead crab and eats it*

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                      #11
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                      I'll pay you $0.99 for the crab innards.

                      Or for the sticky white stuff.

                      They both smell absolutely delightful and help inspire me when I write my short stories.

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                        #12
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                        Originally posted by Imperial Guard View Post
                        *Unsheathes sword*

                        Mud Crabs, horrid creatures.

                        PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
                        u did it wrong

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