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Giant Enemy Crab
10-31-2009, 07:36 PM
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Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 07:39 PM
Now THAT is a big crab!

I could use one of those to destroy Bob!
Giant Enemy Crab
10-31-2009, 07:42 PM
*snap snap snap*
Royal, level 1
10-31-2009, 07:45 PM
The Tower Knight is fearsome too. I wonder if Giant Enemy Crab and Tower Knight engaged in combat, which would win. Both have weak spots that you can exploit for massive damage.
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 07:57 PM
*Unsheathes sword*

Mud Crabs, horrid creatures.

PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Wavelength
10-31-2009, 08:02 PM
Next time, remember to wear a Trojan.
The Knight
10-31-2009, 08:03 PM
Do not go further without Sticky White Stuff.
Barrett's ****ing d20
10-31-2009, 08:46 PM
You rolled a 19.

Critical Hit, mother@#%$er! You have slain the @#%$ing giant crab. ****.

You receive 270 experience and a handful of slimy-as-@#%$ crab innards [Quest Item].
Oblivion Loading Screen
10-31-2009, 08:55 PM
Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate health but are vulnerable to fire.
He-Man
10-31-2009, 08:59 PM
*Rips apart the dead crab and eats it*
Leech
10-31-2009, 08:59 PM
I'll pay you $0.99 for the crab innards.

Or for the sticky white stuff.

They both smell absolutely delightful and help inspire me when I write my short stories.
Oblivion Troll
10-31-2009, 09:00 PM
*Unsheathes sword*

Mud Crabs, horrid creatures.

PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

u did it wrong